Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal earlier Friday night applauded A&E’s decision to end Phil Robertson’s suspension from “Duck Dynasty,” noting that the Hollywood Left doesn’t control the hearts and minds of a majority of Americans. Actor Alan Cumming thinks he has proof to the contrary, however, along with the snappy #dickbrain hashtag.

Of course not!

  • Maximum Booger

    Who?

    • Catchance

      He looks like he could be Pajama Boy’s dad.

      • Tigerspike

        He’s not fathering anyone.

      • pajamakat

        Good one. You make me choke on my food :-).

    • Zathras11 @B5

      He played Nightcrawler in the second X-Men movie and the pen clicking computer bad guy in Goldeneye. That is pretty much his career.

      • Will B Good

        You forgot Floop in the “Spy Kids” movies… 😉

        • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          I’m trying to thank you…..now I have to try harder.

        • bigjdog3412

          Wasn’t he in spiceworld as well either way dude is gay try it in Russia the way Putin is going and see how it works for you

      • NRPax

        Crap. Nightcrawler is my favorite hero and I thought he did a good job portraying him.

      • lessthantolerant

        he’s been a night crawler for years. Ask any alley dweller and they will tell you he is as friendly as a dog in heat.

      • Hot_wings

        Please tell me you had to Bing and/or Google all that !

    • Guest

      He was in Spy Kids. Also portrayed a Russian in “The Living Daylights”. That’s about it.

  • Pope Sparkles (F)

    Isn’t Alan Cummings British? Did he become a US citizen or is he still on a worker’s visa? If you don’t like our politics, you can go back to your home country. Get a job there.

    • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

      Then we would’ve been deprived of his bravura performance as the oily Hollywood type in “Josie & The Pussycats.” It must’ve been quite a stretch, playing that role. I can tell by the thoughtful tweeting.

    • Spinmamma

      Scottish born, and holds dual citizenship as a naturalized American Citizen.

      • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        How can he have dual citizenship and be a naturalized citizen? You have to renounce all previous obligations to foreign powers in the ceremony.

        • Spinmamma

          Because the British government is one that allows a person to keep his citizenship despite the renunciation. So it is not the laws of the US that apply, but those of the UK. I believe Arnold Schwarzenegger is still considered a citizen of Austria by Austria. Many countries around the world do not allow dual citizen ship, but the UK is one that does.

          • Clete Torres

            But does he speak Austrian. That is the question.

          • Spinmamma

            Heh.

  • Ranadicus

    “socialist utopia” is a contradiction

    • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

      Exactly. It can’t be a “utopia” if half the country is forced into it. There’s a very different word for that.

      • Catchance

        Yeah… extortion. “Nice little free market you got there… be a shame if something happened to it.” And then it’s burned to the ground anyway.

    • 13strigoi

      He meant “socialist dystopia”, he just gets confused off script.

    • TexSizzle

      Actually, considering the etymology of “utopia” (no place) and what the Socialists claim socialism will bring about, it’s a perfect description.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “Yet US voted left. Twice.”

    And in some cases, more than twice, if certain apocryphal stories from places like Chicago, Philadelphia, Boston, etc. are to be believed…

    • Rosalie

      Florida too. But, of course, we should never have photo ID.

    • CLEmom

      Cincinnati poll worker voted 6 times at a minimum..,there were precincts in Cleveland where Obama got OVER 100% of the votes, a statistical impossibility.

      fyi Alan Cumming: the US is a center right country; unfortunately,liberals and freeloaders concentrated in metro areas seem to be determining election outcomes for the rest of mainstream America.
      You can always move to Cuba if you don’t like it here; don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

  • Artemisium

    Isn’t he British?

    • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

      Worse yet, he’s also white and comes over here insultin’ our downhome southern brown-skinned Mason-Dixon GOP Asian governors. We call that raacist where I come from.

      • Heather_A

        This comment gave me life and I cackled at this. 😀

        ~H

      • Tyrconnell

        5 As in RAAAAACISM!

    • Spinmamma

      Scottish born, with dual citizenship (US)

    • Clete Torres

      Scotch. And not the good kind.

  • JeffWRidge

    The only place the “socialist utopia” exists is in the deluded fantasies of the left.

    • King Leer

      And various incarnations of Star Trek. I call them, The Hippy Episodes.

  • peteee363

    I yearn for a socialist utopia in Hollywood, and we only pay minimum wages to actors, so the working poor can finally afford to buy tickets to movies! since alan likes socialism, let him lead the way, and he does not NEED all that money to act!

    • arttie

      “Dr. Zhivago” is the Hollywood documentary about socialist utopias.

      • Clete Torres

        That is my all-time favorite movie, political undertones aside.

    • trixiewoobeans

      He’s a “Champagne Socialist.” Don’t expect any of them, anytime soon, to give up their big bucks, privileges and perks. They have NO IDEA what they’re talking about.

      • Spiny Norman

        Old school Fabians.

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    GFY Mr Cumming.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      Looking at him, I wouldn’t be surprised if that wasn’t physically possible.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Alan Cumming (when he should be going), from the nation that brought you “Socialism with a human face”– and they’re still paying for all the damage done after 1945, after they defeated one version of National Socialism, a militaristic xenophobic version, and started their own pacifistic multi-culti version to address those “errors.”

    • $19701396

      Scotland?

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Scotland isn’t independent yet, but after the plebiscite they’re going to hold, even if the Scots themselves vote to stay in the UK, the English might hold a vote to just kick ’em out anyway.

        • Spiny Norman

          Great line from Trainspotting:

          “No, the English are wankers. We’re colonized by wankers.”

          Full disclosure: my paternal grandfather was born in Glasgow, home of John Smeaton, God bless him.

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            “Och aye tha noo.” (“[Everything’s] OK now.”)

            Trainspotters was subtitled even in Britain, I’ve heard.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        HOUT MON, Gemma! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Juan Pablo

    And McDonalds is the number one restaurant in the world. That doesn’t make it 5 star.

  • puggish

    Who is this person?

    • John Alvarado

      He once played Nightcrawler in the Second X-men movie and that is pretty much all I know him from.

      • Amedicinewoman

        He died in the comics, explains a lot.

    • skypilot77

      James Bond Golden Eye – he is the Russian computer geek named Boris — “I am invincible!” He was actually pretty funny in the part.

      He was livin’ the socialist dream in that movie

  • Steve__Jacobson

    It’s easy to be a socialist when you are rich.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      it’s easy to be a socialist when you are rich….unless the country actually goes socialist, then wonder what went wrong as you face the “peoples” firing squad.

  • Kabong30

    Oh 2014, can you get here sooner?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Welcome back!…Long time no see! Jawamax 8<{D}

      • Kabong30

        I don’t know what that means.

  • Just Another Guy ✓ ✓ ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Entertainers…*sigh*

    Just because they play make-believe they think it works in the real world.

    Pity the poor things. But don’t heed their advice!

  • Fhalkyn Phoenix

    Just who IS this dipstick, and why should I care what he thinks?

  • JaneSmith100

    I really hope his socialist utopia starts with him and what he should be giving up, like, say now.

    He’s worth $5 million. I wonder if he’s trying to pay as little taxes as possible? He OWNS a place in NYC, he OWNS a place in Edinburgh, Scotland, he is also going to fund the YES ON SCOTLAND INDEPENDENCE vote which is stupid, really.

  • Al’s Not So Sad Grampa

    Is this Alan Cumming thing PajamaBoy’s biological father? The similarity is uncanny.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      I actually use to mistake him for Pee Wee Herman.

      • Hot_wings

        Please ! PWH is far more manly than this jackwad!

        • Michelle ✓classified

          I’m just sayin’….the few times I caught a glimpse of this guy on the Good Wife when it was on a TV I happened to be around, I honestly thought it was Pee Wee Herman. The resemblance is uncanny.

  • http://about.me/greggveach Gregg

    It DOES take a DICKWAD to know if someone is a dickbrain…and Alan Cumming IS a DICKWAD…

  • ICOYAR

    Of course a socialist uptopia. Because every other one worked just as Leftists planned. A quarter of a billion people murdered would agree so too!

    /sarcasm

  • dwsmokin

    Funny how, under Jindal, Louisiana actually proved it cold provide a better education for the poor and minorities-only to be sued by the DOJ. Now, who’s the dickbrain?

  • Bklynnygirl

    Take a flight with Sean Penn, Oliver Stone and Matt Damon to your socialist utopia Venezuela. Just bring some toilet paper they have a shortage.

    • nickdqwk

      Beat me by that much, wish I could up-vote more, but it’s not Hillery’s Presidential run.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      and a generator- blackouts, oh! and food, and maybe a firearm or two as the crime rate has skyrocketed down there.

      • Frogmouth

        No guns. Guns are bad. Scary. And bad.

  • nickdqwk

    Open note to Alan Cumming,
    Please feel free to obtain one-way airline ticket to any of many already existing socialist utopias past or present, and take Musket Morgan with you, why don’t you just charter a plane and make room for CHER, Bette, and all the other ProgLibs that don’t like the idea of LIBERTY!

    • whateverdear

      I hear Socialist Utopia North Korea likes our has-beens … (see: Dennis Rodman). Maybe he’ll go there …

      • GaryTheBrave

        Socialist
        Utopia
        North
        Korea
        Spells S.U.N.K.

  • Maxx

    This imbecile should be reminded that the country who voted for Obama twice also sent Republicans to that very same White House 20 out of 28 years from 1980 forward.

    In other words, elections just didn’t start in 2008 you idiot.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Apparently, Cumming also wants to pretend that 2010 never happened. And from the looks of it, he’s gonna have to pretend 2014 won’t happen either. 😉

      • stuckinIL4now

        He also overlooks the likelihood of massive voter fraud in recent presidential elections.

  • missyree68

    Finally one for the country and 0 for the pinheads. Alan when you find that socialist bastion of a liberal Utopia please go there and take all like minded peeps with you. This country was founded for everyone not just a few. You are a selfish spoiled-rotten idiot du jour. A simple twit.

  • AmericanMom

    What we have now is a president who ordered the collection of virtually every fact about American citizens, yet….has all of his own records sealed by Court Order before running for president. Socialism sucks.

  • fireandreamitchell

    who is Alan Cummings and why should I care what he/it thinks?

    • LegalizeShemp

      Most of these people are selected for roles because they look like an historical figure that needs a match on screen, or they spew liberal BS to their fellow entertainment phonies and that gets them the role.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      don’t know, don’t care. sounds like a porn name though. was he in deep throat II?

  • Deborah Hallsted

    I think Alan Cumming is an outstanding actor, who has brilliant comedic timing, and gives hilarious interviews. But apparently everything he knows of American politics he learned from his role on “The Good Wife”-a mix of Hollywood and Chicago politics. Truly sad he didn’t learn a thing from seeing how disastrous those policies have been for Scotland and the UK. Proof positive that just because one can -act, one doesn’t necessarily-think! Parroting someone else’s thoughts, however well, doesn’t mean they have common sense, or political acumen. As Sandra Bullocks mother told her about speaking out on politics, “you’re an actor, not a politician, so shut up, do your job and act!”

  • Zach Smith

    California is about as close as you can get to being a socialist utopia and still have a nominally functional society. It’s already as good as it gets for these Hollywood celebrities.

  • toddm123

    Another kooky liberal that thinks the office of President represents the voting for the entire nation. But the GOP still has the House, MOST governorships and state legislatures. Hardly a sign of a vast move to the left.

    • toddm123

      And that Obama received MILLIONS less votes than in 2008 also.

  • syvyn11

    Mr. Cummings is a very good actor. He should stick with that. He should leave politics to the grown ups.

  • Sam701

    Lol, isn’t this the guy that gets frozen in Goldeneye? I don’t remember him in any other movie.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      He was in the second X-Men. His primary purpose there was “brainwashed tool”… much like in real-life.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Sure sounds like this Alan Cumming person is exposing his self to the rest of the world, and has major issues with government officials who don’t agree with his lot in life.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Yet US voted left. Twice”

    As evidenced by the GOP keeping the House and a number of governorships.

    Oh well, let’s see how the Left does after 10 more months of Obamacare. Gee, is it any wonder that Obama didn’t want it launched before November 2012? 😉

  • rennyangel2

    No socialist works in “media” or “Hollywood, “which is as close to unrestrained capitalism as exists anywhere on earth.

  • GaryTheBrave

    He played the skinny guy who liked to smell hair in the first Charlie’s Angels movie.

  • Pat

    is he pajama boy’s brother?

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Just out of curiosity, Who the F!@#$%&*+?!K is ALLAN CUMMINGS? And why is he trying in vain to compete with a Wise person (Not to be confused with a “Wiseguy”) like Bobby Jindall? In this battle of wits, Mr. Cummings is DEFINITELY Unarmed! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • stuckinIL4now

      Recently he’s been playing a kinda scummy campaign manager for a really scummy IL politician on The Good Wife which is about lawyers based in Chicago so I think he got completely brainwashed by the libturdism in the show and mistakes it for reality.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Thanx! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Obama my Nigga

    Wasn’t the popular vote 51/49? That seems like a pretty moderate spread to me, and there were millions of conservative voters who didn’t vote because Romney wasn’t sufficiently different from what we had. Although it can’t be quantified, besides being very difficult to defeat an incumbent, it could be argued that there was a certain aspect of affirmative action that also helped.

  • Howard Roark

    FIFY “many of us yearn for a workers paradise”

  • Frogmouth

    Ummm, Al? You’re free to leave this country and move to Cuba or China or any of those other Socialist Utopias any time you like. So why are you still here?

  • Rossi Herbert

    Louisiana Recipe to Al & gang !

  • Lucid_American

    This is the kind of guy you just want to b**** slap around the neighborhood…. When your hand gets tired take a break and then start again. Just another intolerant hypocrite!

  • TocksNedlog

    Drama queen

  • BigSky1970

    Says the guy who has a verb for a last name.

  • $84598387

    Notice the language of the left is getting more and more uncivil? What does that mean? They are running on empty in the idea market? They seem relegated to simple personal destruction of any rising star on the right.

  • Scott Anderson

    Too bad. I liked Eli Gold and the Good Wife. This spoils it for me.

  • SurfaceUnits

    If Allan’s brain is in his ass, then he would know about dickbrain

  • gregl311

    Brilliant actor, but a stupid human. Socialist utopia? You mean like Anthem. How about Hunger Games. 1984. Logan’s Run. Yeah, socialist utopia indeed.

  • Sua Sponte

    Oh, another actor has something to say!!!….mEH….Here’s a dollar attention whore…

  • C-Saw

    Waaaaaah, everybody in the world doesn’t like me .. waaaaahh.. Time to buck up buttercup and welcome to reality.

  • Oilfart1

    who is alan cumming?

  • NickGranite

    Not sure what stops socialists from their socialist utopias. Form a commune and share all your assets there Alan.

  • lessthantolerant

    Another whiney homosexual shouts out to his fudge packing crowd.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    “Socialist utopia” is a Communist’s contradiction in terms.

    BTW Alan Cumming is a homosexual actor in several B movies you’ve never seen nor care about.

    • cuchieddie

      And Hollywood street rumor is he swallows every drop he can’t get inserted in his butt.

  • BorderGuard

    Can we force Cummings to live in socialist utopias like Cuba or North Korea. Let’s box him up and ship him off…

  • Al Waishard

    Yet another argument for controlling our borders – and who/what gets to cross it.
    Too late now, that miscreant has become a naturalized citizen.

  • Hot_wings

    Aw hell!!!!
    I was starting to like Jindal, but now that the super-popular multi-talented whatever-the-hell-he-is Alan Cumstain has weighed in on the Governor, I just …..well .., I just won’t be looking at him the same anymore ! /

  • gary4205

    This is the retard that reads the opening for PBS’ “Mystery”!

  • Randall

    A socialist utopia? Anyone who cannot figure that’s an oxymoron has no intellectual credibility.

  • gastorgrab

    Let’s nationalize his personal wealth.

  • vino veritas

    Hey Alan, then you’ll be yearning and waiting forever dumbass! In addition, why don’t you just move to one of those socialist ‘utopias’ you love so much and leave us backward Americans the hell alone? You know you have all that money you made in this horrible Capitalist system you despise so much, so how about taking a little piece and moving your sorry butt somewhere were they can take all of it from you for whatever they deem is a ‘good cause’? Oh yeah.. maybe its because stupid liberal socialist douche bags like yourself are such cheap, stingy, no-good hypocrites. Yeah, that probably has something to do with it! God I hate leftist idiots so much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN-mC15tOHQ

    http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00444/dac56336-0b49-11e3-_444220j.jpg

  • AZWarrior

    Alan Cumming and Pajama Boy – separated at birth?

    • RedSoloCup

      Take your pick:

  • MartiniShark

    So now a Utopia is a society where one side is free to disparage opponents with crude references to genitalia for merely holding a differing opinion. I’ll pass on gaining entry therein, thank you.

  • bo1921

    Yeah, those socialist “utopias” only killed tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions, in the 20th century alone.

  • RedSoloCup

    Alan Cumming #dickbrain

  • Ted

    First Noth, now Cumming… we have deuling dickbrains on The Good Wife.

  • Diane Stephan

    Alan Cumming always has dick on the brain. 😉