For a website that reportedly cost more than $600 $93.7 million to develop and deploy, HealthCare.gov sure is broken. Ten days after launch, “success” creating an account and logging in for many people means seeing a completely blank webpage.

Just how bad is the Obamacare site? It’s so bad, you need to ask your mama about #YoMamaCare.

Signup only takes 10 minutes, guys! At least that’s what actress Olivia Wilde told us — in a skit posted by humor site “Funny or Die”  — so you know it’s true.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated to correct the estimated cost of the HealthCare.gov website

  • Clayton Grant

    #Yomamacare so good, it failed in Russia and Cuba too!

    • Texan357

      Depends on how you define success…..

    • MyrmidoNOT

      More like ASSurance than insurance…

      Anyhow, it ain’t ‘faring so well’ here, either.

  • Jack Deth

    #YoMamaCare: So slow it shames glaciers into races of mobility.

  • Perplexed

    #Yomamacare is so good it is being considered as a new weapon of mass destruction

    • Guest

      I think the consideration phase has passed. They’re rushing ahead with full production.

  • John Howard

    I printed out the Obamacare user profile screen and filled in my info, using that out-dated script writing technique. Now, where do I send it?

    • Clayton Grant

      Anywhere but Cincinnati!

  • AZGunslinger

    #Yomamacare so fat emergency medical helicopters try to land on her every time she wears her Malcom X hoodie.

  • Perplexed

    Why was my comment rejected? My husband was part of strategic air command working in the nuclear weapon silos. In case you don’t know, those are our weapons of mass destruction. But you won’t let me compare yomamacare to an approved WMD.?

  • Perplexed

    Thank you moderator

    • WilliamAmos

      It got snagged by our filters have no clue why.

      • Clayton Grant

        Why are you the only mod who ever seems to interact, William? I like that in a Moderator.

        • WilliamAmos

          I don’t know if anyone else does. I feel that if I make a decision then I have to justify it. I am on here at nights during the week and Sunday night. I am the only full time mod so could just be that reason. I also have other duties so is times I get very busy and miss stuff.

          • WisconsinPatriot

            Nothing wrong with ownership of your actions……hmmmmm where else could that concept be applied?

          • Perplexed

            You are the only one I have ever seen answer and it is appreciated. You are a good moderator

          • Clayton Grant

            Great! Thanx for the response. I don’t think you miss much of what goes on here.

      • John

        This person exists? Who knew?

  • Z_He_Lives

    #Yomamacare so expensive it cost $600 million dollars just to buy a technical malfunction.

    • rssllue

      Technically it is $634,320,919. 😉

  • ObamaFail

    #Yomamacare is so bad, even Chuck Norris can’t figure it out.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    #YoMamaCare is such an expensive boondoggle that Solyndra is cheering that it no longer is the poster child for expensive boondoggles.

  • Guest

    My favorite:

    “#Yomamacare is so convoluted, Kiefer Sutherland couldn’t navigate her in 24 damn hours. And he’s Jack Bauer, bitch!”

  • SineWaveII

    I heard the funniest joke todayyyyyyyy sdjkjkjsjdkjfllnnbmbmmmm //////
    NSA: Pssst NSA here we were listening in on this thread you know for national security reasons and all and we just wanted to let you know. We need to borrow healthcare.gov for awhile. It seems we have a Chinese computer we need to shut down for six weeks. Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone. We’ll get it back to you when we’re done.. Don’t tell Obama. .. /NSA

    JKJSJKJSkajfdeir ///////// and she said that’s what I told him…. LOL

    was that funny or what?

  • JonBoi

    #yomamacare is so bad after 3 tries of trying to sign up and failing they give you a gift certificate on half off of prints and supplies to Dr. Kevorkians machine…

  • Dean

    #Yomamacare taking technology racing … to the 1940’s

  • Dean

    #Yomamacare : They couldn’t find an American company to screw it up this bad so they had to import some foreign expertise from Canada!