As Twitchy reported yesterday, the folks at “Funny or Die” (members of the president’s Entertainment Advisory Council, natch) released a new video in which pasty white “NRA spokesperson” Sarah Silverman leads the call for the formation of a black NRA. Anyone who knows the real NRA knows there’s no need for such a thing. Color plays no part in defending the Second Amendment.

It didn’t take long for real NRA spokeman Colion Noir to fire back at Funny or Die, and imagine this: it didn’t take snark or a staff of writers to set Silverman straight.

https://twitter.com/mfmarsphoto/status/377538812731457536

  • NRPax

    That kind of cluebatting should be endorsed by Louisville Slugger.

  • dwok

    It’s the same old schtick with the left…..”anything that’s pro-liberty is anti-minority”.

    Thanks Mr. Noir.

    • Elaine

      I hope someone sent the video to her twitter account so she could watch it?

      • trixiewoobeans

        After that “trip to the woodshed,” she won’t be able to show her face in public for a good, long time, if she has any brain and a morsel of pride that is.

        • Deborah Hallsted

          Sorry, but she has no shame. No sense of humor, either…or taste for that matter

      • aztectrumpet

        If funny or die has a twitter, someone should send it there too

  • JeffWRidge

    If the far-left types like Silverman had their way, no one would be allowed to have guns. Not for self-defense, not for hunting, not for sport shooting, not for anything. They would disarm us all, and leave us at the mercy of criminals.

    No matter how much they try to make it a race issue, or safety issue, or any other excuse they use, it is still about control; their desire to control us, the people. Blacks, whites, and people of all ethnicities need to fight for our rights and freedoms.

    Without the right to bear arms none of our other freedoms are safe.

    • NRPax

      They have a shared delusion that if we just get rid of guns, everyone will get along and we’ll be safer.

      • JeffWRidge

        It’s like the old nuclear disarmament crowd. They were convinced that if the U.S. just gave up all her nukes that the Soviets would do the same. It never occurs to them that once a person, or nation, is disarmed that the person/nation is at the mercy of their enemies.

        Basically, they live in a fantasy world.

      • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        There are two kinds of leftists- those that truly (and naively) believe that getting rid of guns will make everybody safer, and those who push that meme in order to advance their real agenda- disarming the population in order to remove the People’s last line of defense against an overreaching, tyrannical government.

    • dwok

      They laugh at us but do not realize that those of us who hold fast to our founding principles are those that will be able to help protect their sorry asses when that time arrives.

      Whether I protect them or not (as we’ve seen with the current state of our pop culture country) will be on a case by case basis.

      • WhoMeToo

        As far as I’m concerned… They’re on their own.

    • nickdqwk

      Not only the mercy of criminals (though it is difficult to make a distinction), but also the mercy of the Government (Tyranny).

    • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      You are 100% correct. The most important purpose of the Second Amendment is to guarantee they can never take away our last line of defense against an overreaching, tyrannical government

      • IBXNJ

        He is right on the money!!!

    • David Johnson

      No the rich liberals would still have their Armed Bodyguards because they believe their special & Above Normal People

  • Smokey Behr

    Standing by for the “Uncle Tom”, “House N-Word” and “Oreo” comments from the Left.

    • Elaine

      Done, done, and done!

    • dwok

      I doubt one of those chicken-sh!t libs would dare say that to his face.

      • therealguyfaux

        ‘Coz he’s one of those “young black men,” y’know– the ones they’ve heard tell about, but rarely encounter in their own little limo-liberal world, except as the driver of the car which picks up his mother, the cleaning woman– or else, as a perp (if we’re lucky enough). Y’know, “the ones that are instilling fear into the hearts of all Americans” (so think the Libs), which fear the Libs would rather exploit than address; Libs who are always ready to say THIS, every time a young black man walks by, minding his own damn business: “No! Don’t attack me, please! I’m a good guy! Attack those nasty Conservative people!” One of those young black men– or so they fear.

  • http://example.com/ SwiperTheFox

    It’s a matter of objective fact that the NRA was founded by ex-Civil War veterans who fought and died among black Americans– a multi-racial group that fought against the Confederacy.

    This needs to be rubbed in the noses of everyone that denies it.

  • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Very well said, Mr. Noir.
    The left see people as tools with which to socially engineer society to fit their world view. They see skin color as a weapon.

  • Jeff

    Lmao

  • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The progressives deep down do not believe black people are intelligent enough or capable enough to function in society. That is why they will exploit them for political gain as Ms. Silverman and company have.
    Their lack of respect for the black community is also the reason they incessantly try to convince them that without their government programs they cannot survive.
    Now the left are doing the same thing with the Latino population.

    • therealguyfaux

      The progressives deep down do not believe PEOPLE are intelligent enough, period, end of paragraph. Except themselves, of course.

      • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        I think you’re right about that. They see people only as tools with which to socially engineer society to fit their world view. And votes.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      I believe you are right. It is an under-handed insidious attitude, furthered by pop/rap culture. Of course it’s expected that they go to jail again, of course they got in trouble with drugs, naturally they have kids and crazy baby mamas. What else could you expect? They are hounded and troubled and persecuted. Even when they are a billionaire just trying to by a nice purse. Even Jay-Z, with only half a billion dollars in his pocket has “99 Problems- But (at least) A B*tch Ain’t One”.

  • waterytart

    I love Mr. Noir, and sadly, folks like him are who the left loves to hate. Sarah Silverman should be less concerned with the “Black NRA” and more concerned that the pic with this tweet makes her look like the long, lost daughter of Henry Waxman.

  • Repubtallygirl

    I heart Mr. Colion Noir!

  • Perso Nasplit

    wow! that was awesome! he hit the nail on the head. the race-baiters try and attach race to everything in order to win. same with sexism. i really fear for this country if these people(you know the ones im talking about(liberals)) are allowed to keep doing this.

  • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The most important purpose for the Second Amendment is to guarantee our right to protect ourselves not only from each other, but if necessary, from the tyranny of government.
    A well regulated militia means us, the People. All of us, white, black, Asian, Hispanic, ALL OF US. A well armed, well trained society that the government has a healthy fear of and respect for. This secures liberty, and protects all of our other rights.
    That is our birth right upon which SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

  • Baba Ghanoush

    The guy just gets it. He is a breath of fresh air.

  • Guest

    Love this guy. More common sense and wit than the combined efforts of the putzes in the video he responded to.

  • Damien Johnson

    Man, I discovered Colion Noir earlier this year. That is my DUDE right there.

    While we’re on the “racism” topic; a charter school in Tulsa is catching flack because they told a black girl her hair wasn’t allowed in school. They’re getting called racist for the hair policy. Was the policy a little overzealous? Maybe. Racist? Absolutely not.

    Here’s the kicker; the people that run the school are black themselves.

    • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      There’s an article on the Daily Caller about that, guess who is crying racism? Mellissa Harris-Perry, one of the most disgusting, racist, collectivist anti-American Succubuses (or is it Succubi?) on the planet. She is gross. That vile woman would be of greater use to society if she were pig food.

      • Damien Johnson

        I’m convinced that woman is a demon. I mean seriously, look at the prices on the screen. “Subtle” mark of the beast in there. She’s just a hyphenated bitch.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-29UwBu0W5o

        • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Ugh. She is gross.
          People like her are proof that God exists, because if Satan (from whom she is spawned) exists, so too must God.

    • therealguyfaux

      The young girl in question wears “dreads”– they think that somehow, Caribbeans don’t think they themselves are black, because they don’t want to act like American blacks; “You can’t wear ‘dreads’– that would make it look like black people are as diverse as any other ethnic group– and we can’t have any of THAT!”

    • Deborah Hallsted

      OK, what was the deal with her hair? They should know how hard it is to deal with that hair type. Even mixed kids have tons of problems with it, like my grandchildren.

      • Damien Johnson

        I don’t know. I mean, I disagreed with the policy, but I also still feel like calling it racist was going overboard. Just because certain rules may only apply to a certain group of people, doesn’t automatically make something racist or sexist or whatever. I agree though-they should know better about that girl’s hair type.

        • Deborah Hallsted

          I think you’re right if you’re saying you’re not comfortable with how fast we jump to racist accusations these days, which was exactly what I feared the most when I researched Barry in ’08. Felt his policies and actions would be so dire, that people would naturally take sides..and that’s whats happened, of course. To support your point, I bet they would have done the same if she were a white girl with dreads, and there are different styles, right? Damn we live in a difficult age.

          • Damien Johnson

            Yes, I believe they would’ve been told too had they been white. People like to call something racist or sexist just because a rule may apply to one group, but it just doesn’t work that way. It’s not sexist to tell girls they can wear either pants or a skirt, and boys can only wear pants to school.

          • Damien Johnson

            Yes, I believe they would’ve been told too had they been white. People like to call something racist or sexist just because a rule may apply to one group, but it just doesn’t work that way. It’s not sexist to tell girls they can wear either pants or a skirt, and boys can only wear pants to school.

  • Maddy Ferguson

    And Colin Noir simply ruins her for it – EPIC!

  • bullwink

    DUDE….YOU ARE MY NEW HERO!

  • 0bamabacca

    Colion Noir is racist because he spoke out against people who were talking about black people.

  • Doc

    Smoke em if you got em, and he did. LMFAO

  • LinTaylor

    I know you’re not supposed to say stuff like “He sure is well-spoken and eloquent” because it’s ra~acist…but frankly, I WISH I was as good a speaker as Mr. Noir.

    • therealguyfaux

      Well, Joe Biden would say that sort of thing, wouldn’t he, if he agreed with Mr Noir.

      I mean, he did say something like that about Obama. Wrong on the facts– Obama isn’t all that well-spoken/eloquent without his trusty teleprompter– but not racist, except for oh, I don’t know, his implying that Obama was somehow exceptional?

    • Deborah Hallsted

      I wish our POTUS was.

  • Publius3

    Yes!! Clear and concise Mr. Noir. Thanks

  • Holly Crutchfield Echols

    Pure awesome!

  • Mickey O’Brien

    Nailed it.

  • 0bamabacca

    We have to give Sarah Silverman the benefit of the doubt, because she has always presented herself as an elegant, classy Lady.

    • Stephen L. Hall

      Now, that was funnier than Sarah Silverman has ever been.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Seen his videos before . . . never really seen him this angry, and justifiably so.

  • Guest

    That video was outstanding! @MrColionNoir has a new subscriber.

  • $35072932

    This shows the abject ignorance of those on the left – part of the reason for early gun control in the states was to stop certain minorities from exercising their Commonsense Civil Right of self-preservation from the KKK.

    As usual the left deliberately has things bass ackwards…

  • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

    After walking into that maelstrom, I’m sure Ms. Silverman will be calling for Claymore control.

  • Robert Betts

    Awesome.

  • RaginNDN

    Bravo! Mr Colion Noir.

  • Ralph_Gizzip

    The 2nd Amendment wasn’t put in place so Americans could protect themselves from each other. It was put in place so Americans could protect themselves from the Government.

  • Demoivre

    Sarah Silverman status:

    [ ] TOLD

    [X] EFFIN’ TOLD
    [X] ERIC TOLDER
    [X] BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE TOLD
    [X] TOLD WAR
    [x] Died of told age
    [x] TOLDASAURUS REX
    [x] The Told and the Beautiful
    [x] 24 carat told
    [x] Touched by King Midas and turned into told
    [x] Told by Mr.Tolder of the told lands
    [x] Cash4Told.com
    [x] No Country for Told Men
    [x] Gary Toldman
    [x] Austin Powers: ToldMember
    [x] Told Spice | Deodorant, Antiperspirant & Other Man Fresheners

  • objectivefactsmatter

    “Blacks” don’t need leftists speaking for them as a group of defenseless victims? That news is going to hurt the DP.

  • obloodyhell

    I cannot say how others should vote, but I wholeheartedly support the death penalty.

    For Silverman, of course.

  • JGinzo

    Simple and to the point. But unfortunately the people you are preaching to won’t watch it. You’re not “their kind” of black guy. If you were white they would dismiss you as a racist.

  • Truth Gun

    Smart kid. He has a big future.

    Btw, Silverman does need to form a new NRA: Nappy Rug Affliction. You see her recent movie where she did full frontal? Er..

  • RW Smith

    Who the hell is Sarah Silverman?

  • RW Smith

    Who the heck is Sarah Silverman?

  • sandyaz

    This coming from the woman who made a video humping her dog.

  • bill222

    this guy is an oreo.

    • Jeff Coil

      And you are a racist pig

      • bill222

        do you know the meaning of racism . Oreo mean Black on the outside, white on the inside. He love the NRA money.

        • trixiewoobeans

          FYI – I’ve been following Noir for quite awhile, well before the NRA gig. And it’s okay for basketball, baseball, football, singing and acting entertainers to “love the money,” but not him? Racist and hypocrite you are, but not Noir.

    • Jeff Coil

      And you are a racist pig

    • Jeremy

      go be racist somewhere else jerk.

      • bill222

        do you know the meaning of racism.

        • Jeff Coil

          You apparently don’t.

    • MarcusFenix

      Fail troll is fail.

      • bill222

        its true he sold his soul for money.

        • MarcusFenix

          Of course, this claim can be backed up with some facts? Or do “oreo’s” not require facts, because your comment stands on its own merit? Or do you just have a base dislike for people of color who are intelligent and articulate?

          • bill222

            I like michael steele he is am honest black conservative. hermain cain will say anything stupid to make money. Foxnews use him as a pawn. The worst of them is david webb, foxnews use him as their black friend.

          • MarcusFenix

            Because all of those people have something to do with Noir being an “oreo”. So how did Noir “sell his soul”? For what price?

            As an aside…being black isn’t a requirement for people saying (or doing) just about anything for money. The entire 2 party system is filled with that. Color really has nothing to do with it.

  • Garry Baier

    I may be just a dumb very old white boy, but it does my heart good to hear this young man stand up and talk some “common sense”, which is an ideal that seems to be almost dead in this country. Stand strong young man. I’d vote for you for the U.S. congress.

  • Garry Baier

    BEWARE! You may now be called a “race trader” or an Uncle Tom by the left liberal media who are a bunch of overeducated idiots.

  • Dane Gunderson

    So Silverman refuses to remember that Democrats wrote the first Gun Control Laws to disarm their ex-slaves?

  • radicallyalyssa

    I remember watching his videos once before, but I didn’t realize he was such an icon to the modern conservative movement. That makes me really happy and excited for our future. He’s the type of person we need for our side – smart, young, good looking people that know the facts and deliver them well! And snap, is he good looking!

  • logicrules

    The inevitable product of the blood-won princips of bravery are the feather-honed likes of Silverman. Unchallenged by life as it was, ignorant of what challenged life might be, the poisened barb is but a myth… evil but a plot device.

    Only in our paradise might a Silverman call it hell.

  • logicrules

    The inevitable product of the blood-won princips of bravery are the feather-honed likes of Silverman. Unchallenged by life as it was, ignorant of what challenged life might be, the poisened barb is but a myth… evil but a plot device.

    Only in our paradise might a Silverman call it hell.

  • Jeremy

    Great video and Silverman is an unfunny hag anyway.

  • MarcusFenix

    I’ve been a fan of Noir for a little while. I’m glad to see him telling these race-hustlers where to go, and how to get there.

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    As usual, Mr. Noir crushes it. Sadly, he will be thrown into a pile by the left that contains Alan West, Herman Cain, and Ben Carson.

  • $9898556

    Dayum!! Go play in traffic.

    First thing that came to my mind when I saw the original video was that Silverman doesn’t think law abiding blacks should be allowed to own guns. Inherent racism right there.

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    Daaaaamn, nailed it. Thank you, Mr. Noir.

  • Kevin Scott

    Wow. Nothing need be added to that eloquent monologue of truth. Thumbs waaaaaay up!

  • ntxokie

    TARGET! Cease fire. Next!

  • bicentennialguy

    Good for him. Loooooooooove it.

  • Bruce Livingston

    Is “Funny or Die” the place where irrelevant comics go to die? Anyway, spot on video, even though I thought my headphones were broken cause sound was coming out online one side, lol.

  • Texan357

    This guy’s a genius.

  • David Johnson

    Hell even Jimmy Kimmel figured out she wasn’t funny or probably any good in bed!

  • patteel

    Truth

  • Damien Johnson

    I just watched the video. I’m surprised Sarah is getting all the flack and not all the dipsh*ts that were with her.

  • CasualMeyhem

    Beautiful!

  • Deborah Hallsted

    Brilliant, I loved it. Handed their supercilious condescending bigotry right back at ’em.

  • PatriotRG

    this guy speaks the total truth! he can see lib/dem racism and hypocrisy straight away.

  • PatriotRG

    this guy speaks the total truth! he can see lib/dem racism and hypocrisy straight away.