America dodged a bullet last year by rejecting the dark occult powers of “math witch” Paul Ryan in favor of rocket scientist and shotgun aficionado Joe “Three Letter Word” Biden. Voters in Massachusetts are facing a similar dilemma this year, as Democratic Rep. Ed Markey, fending off a challenge by Republican Gabriel Gomez, wowed the audience at tonight’s debate but showing off his own math skills.
"It's really not math. It's just arithmetic." Markey on the budget, after Gomez cracks Dems deny math #masen
— Katrina Trinko (@KatrinaTrinko) June 11, 2013
Sorry, it’s not math, it’s just arithmetic, which is not as complicated as math.
"It's not math, it's arithmetic." The Democratic Party's nominee for United States Senate, folks.
— Sunny (@sunnyright) June 11, 2013
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 11, 2013
Let’s go to the video to clear things up.
— Joe Pounder (@PounderFile) June 11, 2013
Maybe this diagram will help.
— Bill Murphy (@billmurphy) June 12, 2013
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) June 11, 2013
— Rschrim (@Rschrim) June 11, 2013
— H (@Tark31) June 12, 2013
To be fair, when it comes to Congress, all you need to know is addition.