To be honest, the existence of Twitter makes a lot more sense once you’ve discovered Twitchy, but that’s beside the point. Fox’s dumping of Twitter must have made the service’s little bird mascot even more blue, seeing as she’s sticking with Facebook, where last Thursday she announced, “Against my better judgment, I have finally joined Twitter. Every possible version of my name is already in use so for now my Twitter handle is MeganFox516. See you there.”

Today, though, she took to Facebook to explain that one social media platform is enough, ironically closing her post with a hashtag:

Some of you may, or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down… I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly… but as it turns out I still hate it. Love you guys but I will just never be that girl. Facebook is as much as I can handle. #I’m Sorry

So, how about a look back at the week that was? Cue the sappy music.

  • http://twitter.com/Vanakatherock Vanakatherock

    Account is still active, as of yesterday.

  • http://twitter.com/Vanakatherock Vanakatherock

    Account is still active, as of yesterday.

  • https://twitter.com/Falcontrader Hudson Eldridge

    Who’s Megan Fox??

    • Lady 12

      Actress. She was in Transformers and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

      • Lord Foggybottom

        She was also in my dreams…

        • Lady 12

          I didn’t know what movies she was in off the top of my head, I had to look at Wikipdia.

      • Lord Foggybottom

        She was also in my dreams…

    • Lady 12

      Actress. She was in Transformers and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

  • https://twitter.com/Falcontrader Hudson Eldridge

    Who’s Megan Fox??

  • rinodino

    She’s so right and she’s wrong; sort of like twitter

  • rinodino

    She’s so right and she’s wrong; sort of like twitter

  • Justin Case

    Well if you’re a celebrity Megan the purpose of twitter is to give an opening to all the haters and vile trolls to abuse you from behind the protection of anonymity on the internet. For regular people I don’t know what it’s for unless it’s a safe avenue to be that hater or vile troll that stalks and abuses celebrities.

    • Joe W.

      Did I skeer you away, loser??? Bwahahahahahahaha…..Somehow I do not think Ms. Fox gives a damn about your response, sonny….

    • Joe W.

      Did I skeer you away, loser??? Bwahahahahahahaha…..Somehow I do not think Ms. Fox gives a damn about your response, sonny….

    • journogal

      So if someone disagrees with you, they are a troll and a hater? What exactly is a hater, it sounds so sophomoric. Thought we are a country of differently opinions and live experiences. I recall one time it was patriotic to dissent, but then again a Republican was in office.

      • Justin Case

        I can enjoy a good discussion with mature people who disagree with me. Nothing more boring than an echo chamber.

      • Justin Case

        I can enjoy a good discussion with mature people who disagree with me. Nothing more boring than an echo chamber.

    • journogal

      So if someone disagrees with you, they are a troll and a hater? What exactly is a hater, it sounds so sophomoric. Thought we are a country of differently opinions and live experiences. I recall one time it was patriotic to dissent, but then again a Republican was in office.

    • lainer51

      HUH? Geez, I hope poor Megan didn’t rely on THAT incoherent explanation of Twitter… she is really scratching her head now…. didn’t you pass English 101? Sorry for you

    • TheOriginalDonald

      @MeganFox do you KNOW Twitter is how you mock those conservative MOTHER(expletive)[email protected]

  • Justin Case

    Well if you’re a celebrity Megan the purpose of twitter is to give an opening to all the haters and vile trolls to abuse you from behind the protection of anonymity on the internet. For regular people I don’t know what it’s for unless it’s a safe avenue to be that hater or vile troll that stalks and abuses celebrities.

  • radjahshelduck

    I was not one of Megan Fox’s followers. I do, however, proudly follow Megyn Kelly.

    • versteckt

      Wrong Fox. ;|

  • radjahshelduck

    I was not one of Megan Fox’s followers. I do, however, proudly follow Megyn Kelly.

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    No, Megan is not the best actress, but I do find her charming and honest.

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    No, Megan is not the best actress, but I do find her charming and honest.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    She’s right, one social site is more than enough. She’s wrong on the Sasquatch trivia though: Sasquatches wear skorts.

    • Catchance

      Only the ones born before 1968.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    She’s right, one social site is more than enough. She’s wrong on the Sasquatch trivia though: Sasquatches wear skorts.

  • peteee363

    i proudly am not on facebook, or twitter, but i love twitchy!

    • moonsbreath

      Me too.

  • peteee363

    i proudly am not on facebook, or twitter, but i love twitchy!

  • lainer51

    that Sasquatch reference is not very White House friendly, do you think?

  • wwbdinct

    She’s right. Enough said.

  • yviemarie88

    She followed me some months ago when I was new so I happily played along. I unfollowed her after a while because she was a daisy picker. Every other post was either he loves me or he loves me not. That gets old real fast.

  • sqeptiq

    I doubt Megan Fox would much care for Twitchy. She appears to lean liberal in her politics and this is how she’s said she’d negotiate with Megatron: “I?d barter with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”

  • Sean Maloney

    I’m confused. She admits to her Twitter profile being MeganFox516 and that she deleted it (which, in fact, it is not found), but then this article refers to the above account which is verified and does link to her Facebook Like page. So what’s the deal? Is she still on Twitter?

  • julie

    i thought she

  • dmbatten

    I refuse to give Zuckerberg one ounce of my time, but Twitter has managed to unite our organization together, 20K right now with more being added each week; expecting over 30 MILLION connections between members soon. Join us Conservatives and 2nd Amendment freedom fighters on #TGDN !!

  • dmbatten

    I refuse to give Zuckerberg one ounce of my time, but Twitter has managed to unite our organization together, 20K right now with more being added each week; expecting over 30 MILLION connections between members soon. Join us Conservatives and 2nd Amendment freedom fighters on #TGDN !!