It took a series of tweets for Cher to get there, but the woman who sang about turning back time still managed to blame Bush.

P.S. That was not a rant.

Tags: Cher
  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    The only small part on Cher is her brain. CHER IS NICKI MINAJ ON GERITOL!!!

  • David Gregory

    In other words she wants govt to stop thinking for her? She did mention ‘small’ parts. Figured she was referencing her pea brain.

  • LOLDuval

    I’m fairly certain her “small” parts haven’t been “small” in decades…

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Post of the Day!!

      • orringtonmom (D)

        i concur. mega kudos.

    • Owen007

      Heck, that was probably the last time the parts were hers alone to begin with.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GKCH3TYPSZQQY6UWAESEKQEB3I Julie

      She must mean her brain….

  • syvyn11

    I don’t want anything to do with Cher’s ‘small parts’!

    • Jim Wafwot

      Color me dubious on Cher’s private parts being “small.”

  • TheAmishDude

    Doesn’t she get that the new thing is to have the government into the “small parts” so that they can foot the bill?

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    Her body certainly is her business…I sure as hell don’t want anything to do with it….

  • J.N. Ashby

    Person X is like Person Y on drug Z.

    Hack joke. Booooo

  • grais

    She won’t be happy until everyone cheers for abortion the way she and Toure and Martha Plimpton and Jane Lynch(I’m not being a racist–that’s her name) do.

  • WyldeLyfe

    Sooooo… Cher wants Christian Conservatives to stay out of women’s “small” private parts?? And Sandra Fluke wants Christian Conservatives to pay so she can put *cough cough* in her “small” private parts? I’m so confused.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Cher is Marie Curie on meth, oxy and thorzine.

  • Right Wired

    She’s been ridden more than Seattle Slew.

    • AMERICAN Kafirâ„¢(KAdams)

      Try that poor nag at the livery stable… Don’t diss the Slew!

  • JannyMae

    Cher, don’t you have something better to do? Maybe there’s a 25 year old guy you could seduce, or something that would make better use of your time? To think I was once one of your biggest fans…

  • Owen007

    “This is not a rant! THAT’S WHY I’M TYPING IN ALMOST ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! TO TELL YOU THIS ISN’T A RANT! GOT IT?! ARGH!”

  • lillymckim

    Roseanne Barr and Cher conjoined twins separated at birth but still share same small brain.

  • Streetiebird

    Michelle’s obsession with Cher is disturbing…

  • Ginger

    Perhaps if she wants govt to stay out off her parts she should stop asking govt to fund her parts. Once you ask for money from the govt, aka tax payers, you are making it their (our) business.