It was bound to happen, and the heart bursts with pride that it did. The Green New Deal has been the source of much merriment since it was announced. Now, just in time for the Day Of The Aorta, comes the latest trend in love, and saving the planet — #GreenNewValentines!
We must rethink everything we do if we are to save the planet, including the giving of traditional Valentine’s Day gifts.#GreenNewValentines
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) February 14, 2019
The sentiment is both true, and real. And many have signed on to the new way of approaching love on this day.
Your laugh warms my heart,
Your love warms my soul,
the rest of me is freezing
because they banned coal.#GreenNewValentines— Learn to Morse Code (@desertgardens) February 14, 2019
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don’t want to work
So good thing AOC wants to pay me too— Stranded in Cali (@BaciDozi) February 14, 2019
I'll stop the world & melt with you #GreenNewValentines
— Jason Adkins (@jasonadkins23) February 14, 2019
My wife is getting more meat than she can handle this Valentine's Day. #meat#beef#GreenNewDeal #CowsLivesMatter #cowspiracy #AOC#greennewvalentines pic.twitter.com/mIMHwE7M1q
— THE JOKES ON EVERYBODY (@DavidPanderson) February 14, 2019
My Love, we would celebrate, grand
But things are not going as planned
We'd dine together in Paris,
And revel the pair o'us
Except airlines have all since been banned#GreenNewValentines— Brad Slager – Ano de Cinema Mal ? ??? (@MartiniShark) February 14, 2019
#GreenNewValentines
?have thorns
They’ll give you a cut,
Won’t hurt as bad… as a speech from this nut. pic.twitter.com/ywWKkpmRVp— TV ?? (@TV914) February 14, 2019
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unwilling to work,
So dinner’s on you.— Razor (@hale_razor) February 14, 2019
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee like the 30 mins of electricity we get, randomly throughout the day. ❤️
I love thee like our monthly bag of government flour. ?
I love thee like memories of air conditioning before it was outlawed. ?— Valentines Sock (@PoliticalSock) February 14, 2019
Let me not to the marriage of true leftist minds admit impediments.
Self-hate is not self-hate which alters when it alteration finds…#GreenNewValentines— Populo Iratus (@cmahar3) February 14, 2019
That’s as deep as a compost sump hole!
That horrible valentine poem I posted was just a draft. I never meant to share it. Someone else published it by mistake. In fact, It never even existed. #GreenNewValentines
— Kind of a Jerk (@FoundersGirl) February 14, 2019
We see what you did – well struck!
If anyone is unable or unwilling to make cards or shop for gifts, DM me and I’d be happy to provide valentine security. #GreenNewValentines
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) February 14, 2019
Nothing says love like heart shaped tofu. #whatsfordinner #GreenNewValentines pic.twitter.com/D62wb4T3z2
— KimE (@HarborDawg3) February 14, 2019
My darling, have you tried the zebra? It’s to die for!
— Fisher of Meh ? (@fisherofmeh) February 14, 2019
Bovine flatulence poking holes in the sky
Vegans banning ham on rye#BronxNitwit says our time is nigh
Let's vote them out you and I— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) February 14, 2019
I love you more than AOC loves her nonstop train to Jamaica. #GreenNewValentines
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) February 14, 2019
How do I scam thee?
Let me count the ways,
#GreenNewValentines— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) February 14, 2019
#GreenNewValentines
Valentine’s DayThey say the Earth is warm
Tho it feels really cold
‘Twas a great Carousel tonight
At least we’ll never get old. pic.twitter.com/eCjYKstZ4D— Victor Nikki (@HapkidoBigDad) February 14, 2019
This, could be our Affection Day reality in 10 years…
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