Taylor Swift has made a career out of channeling the negative energy from bad breakups into song. That was fine when all of her exes were anonymous high school boyfriends that no one will ever identify. However, now that she seems to be leaving a very public trail of celebrity beaus behind her, it’s getting a little weird.

Nobody cared who the guy was three years ago, but now every new song generates a sadistic guessing game about the inspiration. Can it get worse? We didn’t think so, but then #HaylorBreakupSongTitles started trending following news that she and One Direction’s Harry Styles had split up.

Seriously, people? You’re not going to give the breakup 24 hours before deciding how to immortalize it in song?

https://twitter.com/nothisisbeans/status/288460052640169984

https://twitter.com/KissMe_Narry/status/288459732874850304

https://twitter.com/WellHelloAna/status/288460839621623808

https://twitter.com/DesirableSwift/status/288450150781841408

https://twitter.com/avadakeniall/status/288415427565076480

On one hand, we feel kind of bad for celebrities who have to deal with this sort of stuff. On the other, we’re starting to wish Taylor would take time off from dating to re-evaluate her priorities like a normal twenty-something. I guess you could say we’re concerned, but mostly we just want to stop writing Taylor Swift breakup posts.

  • Pat Loudoun

    Gee, I wonder how she is in the sack?

  • jms

    It would be hilarious if HE wrote a breakup song that outcharted HER breakup song. Never dis a boyfriend with a recording contract!

  • WingedBishop

    #HaylorBreakUpSongTitles I found out what Kennedy men do to women

  • GaryTheBrave

    Last I heard she was dating someone from the Kennedy Klan. If this is the extent of her songwriting repertoire she’ll be a has-been before Obama is out of office.

    To try to become relevant again she will conveniently come out of the closet. Two decades from now, when the MSM does one of their “Where are they now?” programs and she’ll look like Rosie O’Donnell.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Last I heard she was dating someone from the Kennedy Klan. If this is the extent of her songwriting repertoire she’ll be a has-been before Obama is out of office.

    To try to become relevant again she will conveniently come out of the closet. Two decades from now, when the MSM does one of their “Where are they now?” programs and she’ll look like Rosie O’Donnell.

  • Matt

    She seems to be the female version of John Mayer, with all of the serial dating of famous and/or semi famous people.