'If Anybody Was Wondering Why Seattle Has Fallen Apart' Watch This Clip of...
AOC Tests Positive for COVID in 2026 — and Half the Internet Acts...
Mamdani’s ‘Normie’ Act Cracks As New Adviser Who Edits ‘Gay Communism,’ Backs Hamas...
NYT Shocking A-HA: Israelis View Themselves As the Victims of the Massacre That...
Meteorologist Chris Martz Obliterates Adam Schiff's Climate Change Panic Button
Letters From the Basement: Afghan Girls Risk Arrest to Learn : Then Hand...
'This You?' Scott Jennings NUKES David Axelrod for Phony Outrage About SCOTUS Criticism
WHOOPS! Gavin Newsom Tried to Pin High Housing Costs on Trump and KO'd...
JD Vance Provides the PERFECT Response After James Talarico Names His 'Favorite' Drag...
Hasan Piker Hates America, Abuses His Dog yet El-Sayed Embraces Him and Campus...
Kamala Harris Makes Articulate, Coherent Post on Dems' Call to Slow AI, Raises...
Mehdi Hasan Marvels at Childlike Ignorance of Brett Kavanaugh Explaining Why 9/11 Happened
Federal Judge Refers Leftist Philly DA to DOJ for Criminal Investigation
Judge Blocks the Kennedy Center Board From Putting Trump's Name on the Building...
How NYC’s First Couple Hides Devout Islamism Behind Western Clothes and Drag-Show Vibes

'Orgy Dome' Doomsday: High Winds Destroy 'Burning Man' Hedonistic HQ Leaving Many Forlorn Fornicators

AP Photo/Brad Horn, File

Every summer, strange people trek into the Nevada desert for a week to indulge in hedonistic hippiedom at the Burning Man festival. But this year, ‘free love’ is not going to be part of the pharmaceutically-enhanced festivities. A favorite group activity center has been destroyed, leaving many forlorn fornicators - high winds have demolished the infamous ‘Orgy Dome!’

Advertisement

Check this out. (WATCH)

Posters couldn’t help but find a biblical parallel to the Old Testament story of Sodom and Gomorrah.

The destroyed dome at Burning Man means fewer festival goers seeing their doctors for a little burning of their own.

‘If you build it, they will come.’

Of course, one of our favorite religious memes has been deployed for the dome’s doomsday.

Advertisement

It sure is.

Another blessing in disguise is fewer sand rashes.

Ouch!

Commenters have some closing thoughts and observations.

That salty lass really is a pillar of the community. Looks like Burning Man participants might have to wait until next year for some lust in the dust, assuming they rebuild the desert dome.

Editor’s Note: Do you enjoy Twitchy's conservative reporting that takes on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth.

Join Twitchy VIP and use the promo code FIGHT to get 60% off your VIP membership!

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos