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'Orgy Dome' Doomsday: High Winds Destroy 'Burning Man' Hedonistic HQ Leaving Many Forlorn Fornicators

AP Photo/Brad Horn, File

Every summer, strange people trek into the Nevada desert for a week to indulge in hedonistic hippiedom at the Burning Man festival. But this year, ‘free love’ is not going to be part of the pharmaceutically-enhanced festivities. A favorite group activity center has been destroyed, leaving many forlorn fornicators - high winds have demolished the infamous ‘Orgy Dome!’

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Posters couldn’t help but find a biblical parallel to the Old Testament story of Sodom and Gomorrah.

The destroyed dome at Burning Man means fewer festival goers seeing their doctors for a little burning of their own.

‘If you build it, they will come.’

Of course, one of our favorite religious memes has been deployed for the dome’s doomsday.

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It sure is.

Another blessing in disguise is fewer sand rashes.

Ouch!

Commenters have some closing thoughts and observations.

That salty lass really is a pillar of the community. Looks like Burning Man participants might have to wait until next year for some lust in the dust, assuming they rebuild the desert dome.

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