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Joy Behar: Trump Planned His Birth to Coincide with 250th Anniversary of the Founding of the U.S. Army

This Saturday is the U.S. Army’s 250th Anniversary. President Donald Trump decided that a military parade in Washington, D.C. is the perfect way to celebrate the birth of a force that has been protecting America and advancing liberty for more than two centuries. However, Joy Behar is not pleased; she finds it highly suspicious that the anniversary coincides with Trump’s birthday. It’s almost as if he planned it all along. No, really.

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Here she is. (WATCH)

Well, that’s one theory.

Imagine the coordination involved in ovulation, sex, labor, and more to ensure that baby Trump was born on the same day the U.S. Army was founded. Even more incredible would be knowing Trump would be president on the anniversary!

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It had to happen as the prophecy foretold or something.

Others believe that Trump, possibly using a Time Machine invented by Elon Musk, traveled to the distant past to ensure the U.S. Army came into being on his birthday. He’s so wily, that Trump!

This must be the 4D chess that people claim Trump is always playing.

Many imagined an unborn Trump relishing how his timed birth plan was all coming to fruition.

Such a clever little tyke.

Commenters share their final thoughts and observations.

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Oh, don’t second-guess it. Behar’s really that stupid.

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