McDonald's requires ID

We think perhaps they mean definitely. We think.

https://twitter.com/#!/kushionclub/status/182809972097302528

Some McDiners appeared not . . . happy . . . with what appears to be the roll-out of a new policy regarding formerly-Happy Meals.

https://twitter.com/#!/ninjabeckii/status/182815692502990848

https://twitter.com/#!/bigskillyfilms/status/176707825005903872

Others praised McDonald’s new-found concern with the dietary well being of their patrons:

https://twitter.com/#!/tshepii/status/181856887896154112

McDonald’s was the recipient of a coveted waiver from ObamaCare employer mandates, as were many unions.

How the underprivileged and dispossessed will respond to the new McDonald’s ID policy, we are not yet sure, but some fear bloodshed. We hope the DoJ will respond to this outrageous assault against American values tout de suite.