In the midst of horrific stabbing attacks against Jews in Israel, Hillary Clinton has issued a decisive statement:

Wow. Dialogue. So forceful. So brilliant. No wonder she was such a fantastic secretary of state!

That’s because they haven’t put out similar statements. They’ve put out far better ones:

They are voicing their unequivocal support for Israel. Hillary is calling for … dialogue.

Yeah. This woman is definitely presidential material.

Note to Hillary:

Damn straight.



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