The other day, Salon tried to rain on our Fourth of July parade by pointing out that fireworks cause pollution. But this, this is arguably an even greater affront to the American Spirit:
I'm sorry to do this but I have some very disturbing news to share with you all today. http://t.co/XTXgfFgwzP
— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) July 2, 2015
Disturbing is right:
Bubble Wrap, the packaging material popular with shippers and toddlers alike, is losing its pop.
Sealed Air Corp., the original seller of Bubble Wrap since 1960, is rolling out a revamped version of its signature product. Dubbed iBubble Wrap, the new packaging is sold in flat plastic sheets that the shipper fills with air using a custom-made pump. The inflated bubbles look much like traditional Bubble Wrap, with one key difference: They don’t burst when pressure is applied.
What fresh hell is this?
This news makes me feel pretty… deflated… https://t.co/4NmvjGDtPa
— Sean Hannifin (@seanthebest) July 2, 2015
@kenvogel dammit!
— Magnus N.P., Teen Idol (@1SWALSN) July 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/616615131808567297
LIFE IS A LIE https://t.co/g7UIK0MXfo
— Paul Leone (@paul_leone) July 2, 2015
WHY GOD WHY https://t.co/HrWUzBHxTs
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) July 2, 2015
Today is the day that America died. https://t.co/oCq6K1drSj
— The Nats Won The World Series (@EsotericCD) July 2, 2015
The last straw. We've lost America *sobs* https://t.co/6GU9CowLtq
— LaurieAnn ??♂️? (@mooshakins) July 2, 2015
We had a good run. Too bad Freedom is now dead. https://t.co/8Q1CZQlaRN
— Adam Goldstein (@A_H_Goldstein) July 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/616612208093609984
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NOOOOOO!!!!! https://t.co/YhEQSWuHAb
— Nahal Toosi (@nahaltoosi) July 2, 2015
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/PzBP6UHEUf
— Brutus Maximus (@BRVTVSMAXIMVS) July 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/fwoodbridge/status/616615431537688576
This is truly the indicator of the end of society as we know it…. https://t.co/MKugE5Sz2U
— Mini Horse Mom (@Appyandminimom) July 2, 2015
@kenvogel @gabriellahope_ Everything's going to hell in a handbasket
— Wrongfan (@Badthincks) July 2, 2015
@kenvogel . what?! then what is the point?
— Deborah Scott (@frankie601) July 2, 2015
@kenvogel Then what the hell's the point?!?
— (((Ken Brown))) (@K_P_Brown) July 2, 2015
Point? Point? There is no point. Except to make us miserable. Which is just what Obama would want …
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/616612801847664640
https://twitter.com/soncharm/status/616613103355072513
@lachlan Obama said "Fundamentally transform" Lachlan. What exactly did you think he meant?
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 2, 2015
Guess there’s only one thing to do now:
@kenvogel time to stock up and hoard the original. Black Market Bubble-wrap.
— Kimberly Gallella (@kgallella) July 2, 2015
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