The Socialist Network? Jim Geraghty has an unnerving thought about today's Americans

I wonder how many Americans think "Socialism" has something to do with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other networks.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

"I'm very social, I like talking to people, so I guess that makes me a Socialist!"

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

.@BradThor "I'm very popular, so that makes me a Populist."

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

"I'm not that into architecture, so I couldn't be anarchist."

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

"I like having a good time, so I'm a fundamentalist."

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

"I'm an autocrat, but sometimes it's hard to find parking, so I just take the subway."

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

"I like butterflies, so I'm a monarchist."

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

"I really liked 'Dances With Wolves', so I'm a nativist."

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

@jimgeraghty Just like Chris Hayes is so fabulous, he's a fabulist!

— Brad Thor (@BradThor) August 19, 2014

@NoahCRothman @jimgeraghty "I admire the work of Chris Hayes; I guess you could say I'm a Christian."

— Steve G (@StevenGoldsch) August 19, 2014

@jimgeraghty I like being one with nature, so I guess that makes me a Communist.

— Jake Wilde (@PragmaticDude) August 19, 2014

@PragmaticDude No, what makes you a Communist is that you commun-icate.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 19, 2014

@jimgeraghty Sorry, I'm a Sophomore so I guess, so I guess I'm really just a Sophist.

— Jake Wilde (@PragmaticDude) August 19, 2014

@BradThor @jimgeraghty "Well, I have pretty good taste in clothes… so sure I'm a fascist! "

— Kate (@misskathrynhyde) August 19, 2014

@jimgeraghty @BradThor "I like playing Monopoly, so I'm a monopolist."

— Marcy J. Miller (@MarcyJMiller) August 19, 2014

@jimgeraghty "I enjoy being well-informed and a reliable source, so I'm an authoritarian."

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) August 19, 2014

@NoahCRothman @jimgeraghty I AM A CAPITALIST.

— Jeryl Bier (@SpeakWithAuthor) August 19, 2014