Oh, bless his heart. He’s gonna break it all down for us:

Excuse us while we bang our heads against the wall.

Nah. He can’t.

Intellectual honesty is so overrated. Hackery is much easier.

We thing so, too. But Chris just can’t seem to understand why we’re not swallowing his bogus line:

Certainly not with Hayes.

But he just can’t seem to understand what made that stupid thing he said so darn stupid:

Mkay, Chris. That’s enough.