Boy, don’t we know it. President Obama likes to talk. A lot. It’s the one thing he’s good at.

He is not, however, good at being president. But somehow, we’re supposed to take him seriously when he says things like this:

Buckle up, kids. We’re on the Road to Recovery!

He was busy coming up with this foolproof plan, of course. This summer will be Recovery Summer for sure!

It’s gonna be great. President Obama is nothing if not a man of his word.