Awww … lucky us! The king will be gracing us with his presence before he jets off to paradise.

We’re sure he’ll be his usual punctual self!

Heh. Yeah, this’ll be good.

President Obama has places to be, you guys. He just wants to get this over with.

In our dreams.

In case you missed it — and there’s a good chance you did if you depend on media lapdogs for news — the administration announced late yesterday that it would be granting a temporary “hardship exemption” to some Americans whose plans were canceled as a result of Obamacare. Those Americans can either ignore the individual mandate or sign up for catastrophic coverage.

This Obamacare thing is working out just great!

Color us jealous.