As Twitchy has reported, the much-heralded Obamacare signup sites are proving to be nothing less than a giant festival of fail. But surely that’s not due to the government’s unpreparedness or all-around incompetence, right? Surely more nefarious forces must be at play:

“Semen Donor.” Sounds like someone who really knows what he’s talking about.



Surprise! Obamacare health insurance exchange websites don’t work; a total mess

Hilarious! DNC touts ‘what affordable care looks like’; Citizens: Fixed it for you, DNC! [pics]

‘So much for security!’ Health insurance websites continue ‘head desk’ fail

Online adventures with Obamacare: Reps admit ‘known’ security bug, but ‘please be patient,’ guys

Oops! California’s health insurance exchange: It’s you? And spelling is hard [pic]

Heckuva job! @HealthCareGov shamed into apology after touting glitchy O-care website

Getting worse! Fed marketplace, state O-Care exchanges: Guys, you can ‘keep’ errors [pics]

Reach for the stars! Connecticut Obamacare enrollment exceeds baker’s dozen in 3 hours