Well, we’re screwed. At least according to comedian (and former host at the wildly successful Current TV) John Fugelsang.

As the possibility of a government shutdown looms, Fugelsang wants to make sure we all understand what it would mean for us:

Slavereh! Or something.

Helpful conservatives attempted to give Fugelsang a much-needed history lesson:

But John just wasn’t interested:

Oh dear. The truth is hard. Much too hard to explain to militant lefties like Fugelsang. So instead, we’ll just point out what a jackass he is:



Not to our recollection.



And bless his heart, while you’re at it.



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