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Stick a fork in him: Cory Booker gets busted for lying about imaginary thug friend T-Bone

An imaginary friend, that is.

Booker’s gone and gotten himself busted on a longtime lie, thanks to some intrepid reporting by NRO’s Eliana Johnson:

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Rut-roh:

Booker’s tales of his trials and travails on the streets of Newark, the city that twice elected him mayor, are familiar, and they have helped to breed an almost mythological aura around the Stanford, Oxford, and Yale graduate. He did, after all, rescue a woman from a burning building last year, sustaining burns in the process. But sources tell National Review Online that the central character in one of Booker’s oft-repeated stories — T-Bone, the drug pusher who the mayor has said threatened his life at one turn and sobbed on his shoulder the next — is a figment of his imagination, even though Booker has talked about him in highly emotional terms and in great detail.

So in order to make stuff change, you have to make stuff up.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/373113479252561921

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373112957406019584

Well done, Cory Booker! (See what we did there?)

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It’s a perfect plan!

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373104172599894016

Hot stuff.

https://twitter.com/CodyLee_IL/status/373114491950481408

Teehee!

Uh, yes please.

https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/373114614172876800

Snort.

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/373117362674757632

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/373114689343209472

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373109629200642048

Good question. Here’s another one:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373110435668828160

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373110889425420288

What are Gregory and the media gonna do now?

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373116668605919232

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Guess it’s just a “local story”.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373118820963328000

https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/373118414543278080

Funny, that.

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Update:

Oh. Yeah. And it’s — as T-Bone himself might say — the shizz:

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Check out the rest of T-Bone’s tweets, playas.

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