President Obama is in Cushing, Oklahoma, this morning, to take credit for the Keystone XL pipeline. You can watch the campaign – er, energy speech here. It was supposed to begin at 10:55 EST. Twitchy’ll be here when it starts. Eventually.

House Speaker John Boehner doesn’t seem all that impressed.

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BREAKING: He’s late.

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The cool thing is that a permit isn’t even required for construction of this portion of the pipeline to get underway. You don’t say!

Good question.

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BREAKING, part deux: He’s almost half an hour late, but he’s here.

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Here’s what’s happening at the speech:

And here’s what people are saying about it:

https://twitter.com/#!/MatthewHolmes4/status/182853079891312640

Wa-waaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

So, to sum up, President Obama makes Twitchy – and America – feel like Otto.