Iowahawk for president!

Iowahawk wants to be your next Leader of the Free World. And as you’re probably well aware by now, we here at Twitchy have quite the crush on this evil genius. But, bias notwithstanding, we can’t deny the man’s got a rock-solid platform:

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182137611542999040

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182140152641110017

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182140944060121088

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182144058507018240

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182145320531132417

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182146636389154816

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182149132373331971

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182150780235685888

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182152701201747968

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182156385864265728

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182157294560231425

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182166838183084032

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182167669196337153

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/182246858259832832

Honesty is a rare commodity in politics today. And you won’t find a face more honest than Iowahawk’s.

So what say you, America? Can David Burge count on your vote?