It's the Wrecker of Weekends, the Destroyer of Delight, the Pillager of Pleasure … Yes, we're talking about Monday.
There's one thing we've learned here at Twitchy: Mondays CAN be better. We didn't say good. We said better.
We like to start the devil's favorite weekday by laughing at some of the funniest memes, jokes, and clips we found on Twitter/X in the past week.
Feel free to take your time, Monday.
— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) October 4, 2026
Monday is like that lib relative that shows up early for Thanksgiving and is just as annoying as you thought she'd be. Mondays arrive too fast and stay too long.
Luckily, we know just what to do …
— ThePapaManDave (@ThePapaManDave) September 29, 2026
Ahhhh! See? Better already.
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/C4vqJxTrcB
— M2 (@Amer1can_Barbie) September 29, 2026
HAHA!
Praystation https://t.co/mFZl5veIH1
— stunner (@KooNti10) September 28, 2026
That's all we see now. 😂
Mom thought her baby could sense when they got home… and then this man showed her the actual reason😭😭 pic.twitter.com/H9jhYimtwj
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) September 28, 2026
LOLOLOL!
— The Blasters and Blades Podcast (@SF_Fantasy_Show) September 28, 2026
These secrets will die with us!
— i like food (@messedupfoods) October 2, 2026
We feel seen. 😂
Someone in the comments said: Even the steam looks dry. 😂 pic.twitter.com/iU8GH6H7fu
— Angela 💭 (@ms_babyrussell) October 4, 2026
He's still chewing that. 💀
Are we shocked? pic.twitter.com/6kZqcCmMBc
— Beau (@Capacitor1776) September 29, 2026
'Warden: What do you want for your last meal?'
'Female Inmate: I dunno … What do you want??'
Yes, there was some dark humor surrounding the botched execution of Christa Pike.
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Meme culture has no limits. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0fTobroQCK
— 🎃 Spooky Jess 👻 (@LadyJessMacBeth) October 2, 2026
Oh man … But wait! There's more …
😳💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/3Yhx5uZBG8
— Pam D (@soirchick) October 3, 2026
Bwahaha!
That one … uhh … nearly killed us!
— Wookin Pa Nub (@TracyLovesSean) October 3, 2026
LOL. Perfect.
Me trying to sleep.
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) September 29, 2026
The mosquito in my room: pic.twitter.com/J9b45SbUCu
That one cracked us up! 😂
Good morning pic.twitter.com/GFDVYAPlGn
— 𝑅𝑖𝑣𝑎𝒽 𝒞𝒽𝑖𝒸𝓀 🎃 (@SweetVaBreezy) October 3, 2026
The spiders deserved it.
— Pun_bible (@thepunbible) October 3, 2026
Yeah, we laughed.
When your wife know you too well pic.twitter.com/NfQuc8KB57
— Master.K (@kayisaaca1) October 3, 2026
We don't mind staged videos if they're funny. 😂
Speaking of …
I can’t stop laughing at this… especially when he kicks the broom
— Cruella_Seville (@Cruella_Seville) October 2, 2026
🤣🤣💀💀 pic.twitter.com/kbq6YricM9
LOLOLOL!
— Pine Curtain Princess (@GingyNorth) October 3, 2026
Yeah, some of us have bodies that should be ignored when it comes to making healthy choices. 😂
— Raivo (@Raivov1) October 3, 2026
Now that's funny!
Too funny not to share. pic.twitter.com/hitaCqJkTR
— DonJoseph (@DonJoseph31393) October 3, 2026
HAHA!
He Told Her To Calm Down.
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) October 3, 2026
Oil on canvas.
🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy pic.twitter.com/IBFKYlI4q7
Yep, that's always a dangerous play. 😂
Little bugger 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kCxSwRKtpM
— TheManWhoFellToEarth (@ReturnofColin2) October 2, 2026
That's hilarious! 😂
I asked a woman to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was 5, and she started strangling me
— Nyanus 😻🍷 (@YourPalNyanus) October 2, 2026
Yikes.
After the female photographer told the man posing to smile, she burst into laughter. 😂 pic.twitter.com/Yf7yL0qSyJ
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) October 3, 2026
Yeah, we would have cracked up too.
Good morning... pic.twitter.com/Y5C06q12mm
— J (@MADITALIAN111) October 4, 2026
LOL!
My baby said her first word! 🤌
— Nadia (@thegenesisbl0ck) October 4, 2026
(she’s Italian) pic.twitter.com/1aZJwPPGdQ
Nice!
— JDS (@_MARGARITAVILL_) October 3, 2026
The real black cat remains undefeated. 😂
— Khan Noonien Singh (@wtfcetialpha5) October 4, 2026
Bwahaha! We were way too amused by that one.
Saddly pic.twitter.com/fHAtQJN200
— W@yne (@I_w1lliams) October 4, 2026
We love this! 😂
blyat pic.twitter.com/vpzL61GmIU
— terranean (@trn3n) October 4, 2026
Well played, good sir!
🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 pic.twitter.com/iJlcwd6LDO
— ThePapaManDave (@ThePapaManDave) October 3, 2026
We're suckers for those kinds of jokes. 😂
I'm literally deceased 💀 🤣 😭 pic.twitter.com/s1Mj3naoiE
— 𖤀𖤢ꛎ𖢧ꛅ 𖦪𖣠ꛃ 𖢉ꛎ𖦪𖤢ꛘ (@TexasBichReborn) October 3, 2026
The little dude in the fro and the one who turned slowly towards the camera had us dying. 😂
I was up in the attic the other day and found an 80-year-old painting.
— LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More (@MediocreJoker85) October 4, 2026
I told him to get out.
HA!
gm ☀️ pic.twitter.com/6vZAvoPyhh
— ℒ ☘️ (@FletchMatlock) October 4, 2026
LOL, it's funny and hits too close to home.
— J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩 (@joeybagovdonuts) October 4, 2026
LOLOLOL! Yep, we have to admit we've felt this one.
You know you do too pic.twitter.com/cjRiBxyFNW
— 🇺🇸🦋🌸Rachel Baberaham Lincoln 🌸🦋🇺🇸 (@Russtophocles1) October 4, 2026
It's like looking in a mirror. 😂
Our comedy classic for this week is this gem from MAD TV. The libs should never have been allowed to ruin what we had in the 80s through the early 2000s.
All Old People Are Racist! #MADtv pic.twitter.com/3sZAlZ39L0
— Marx (@Ultra_Marx) September 26, 2026
The comedy of the before times was spectacular!
Happy Monday Eve pic.twitter.com/wvOvFkwGce
— Andrew Young - TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) October 4, 2026
Monsters are real, friends! 😂
Those of us who are not insane can now proceed with trying to make it through this day, armed with a few laughs. The good news is that we'll meet you here again next week to do it all over again!
Until we meme again …
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