If Monday were a person, it would be Hasan Piker after overdosing on tainted Taco Bell lettuce.
It's just that bad, unless you're one of the lucky retired people. In that case, we don't like you on Mondays … which is just another way of saying we love you, but we're really jealous.
It's gonna be okay, though, because we've cracked the Monday code here at Twitchy. We start the worst day of the week laughing because humor makes everything better!
— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) August 16, 2026
We're writing this on Pre-Monday.
Pre-Monday is painful. 😂
— Judianna (@Judianna) August 16, 2026
Oof! We hate when that happens!
— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) August 14, 2026
LOL! That's what being a new dad is like on Mondays.
— Pam D (@soirchick) August 14, 2026
HA! This is how we picture you all as dentists.
I have an idea... pic.twitter.com/UiMXX9pzNB
— OutspokenSamantha (@Outspoken_Sam) August 13, 2026
Now we're talking! 😂
— RWNutjob (@Stickelliott) August 14, 2026
LOLOLOL!
— JNS (@_devJNS) August 15, 2026
Definitely a Monday meeting.
— The Pawverse (@thepawmic) August 14, 2026
Nice.
— Meat and Potatoes (@WeGotsTheMeats) August 14, 2026
Guilty as charged. 😂
Speaking of the Royals …
Remembering this great moment in American history this morning pic.twitter.com/YUGiHroy4E
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) August 15, 2026
Good times. LOL.
— G (@stevensongs) August 16, 2026
That's definitely a little on the Dark Side.
— Lori Bauer🇨🇦🏒🥅🔥 (@AlbertaGirl34) August 15, 2026
Bwahaha! 😂
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) August 15, 2026
Recommended
Now we want a slice of huge pizza.
Shut up and take my money!😭 pic.twitter.com/zGkPfUyS9p
— The Internet Remains Undefeated (@WebUndefeated) August 15, 2026
WHERE CAN WE GET THIS?!
Wut. GM pic.twitter.com/pdaXCsgDko
— 🇺🇸 Duchess of Freedom 🇺🇸 (@AnnaDsays) August 16, 2026
Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! 😂
Have you ever wondered what Mondays are like for photographers?
The worst first pitch ever? pic.twitter.com/0iZhjMesaM
— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) August 16, 2026
Now you don't have to wonder anymore. 😂
Good morning and happy Sunday! pic.twitter.com/edS8LVhrIt
— Laura W. (@BumpstockBarbie) August 16, 2026
We weren't expecting an Old Testament meme crossover post, but here we are. 😂
People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement.
— Aggie The Barbabe (@AggieTheBarkeep) August 15, 2026
Random thought for today.
Solid advice.
First signs of autumn pic.twitter.com/X6sQ2J0PZp
— Jonofarcadia (@jonofarcadia) August 15, 2026
We don't know if this is real or fake, and we're not sure which we want it to be.
Not again! pic.twitter.com/YTFl5UgAIW
— Nux (@mherlihy0816) August 15, 2026
Lord of the Rings fans laughed. The rest of you called us nerds.
— Angela.Kay (@DeepSouthProud) August 16, 2026
People were sharing their favorite The Far Side cartoons, and we especially loved this one.
— Arnedge (@arnedge) August 15, 2026
Bwahaha!
Oops 😆 pic.twitter.com/12jNIPltI4
— Terrible Quality Memes (@BadQualityMemes) August 16, 2026
The text said:
'grandpa slipped out the front door again and tried to bite the amazon driver.' 😂
— XBradTC (@xbradtc) August 16, 2026
LOL. Well played.
The state flag of North Carolina pic.twitter.com/Z7qAitqn3g
— Jon Smith (@jondsmith0812) August 15, 2026
It's one of our favorite flags, to be honest.
— ThePapaManDave (@ThePapaManDave) August 14, 2026
The cats are secretly plotting to overthrow mankind.
I have not!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/cFYTpmC0sC
— Mare (@marewho12) August 15, 2026
Even Monday can't make celery look good.
And we know … some of you are going to object, and then you're going to tell us all the things you put on celery to make it edible because celery is just not good.
— RWNutjob (@Stickelliott) August 10, 2026
If you're old enough, you laughed … white boy.
Shoutout to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) August 15, 2026
Look, there are about 13 steps in the procedure that must occur before actually replacing the batteries with new batteries, and this is only step four.
Husband relaxing after winning an argument with wife... pic.twitter.com/dNZCNmHktg
— Riley (@Riley13842) August 15, 2026
There's nothing like the sweet taste of victory.
— Just Posting Ls (@MomsPostingLs) August 15, 2026
Dorothy Adams replied, 'hi edith how are the kids'. 💀💀💀
Louella Horley is diabolical.
— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) August 15, 2026
Perfect! 😂
— Lori Bauer🇨🇦🏒🥅🔥 (@AlbertaGirl34) August 15, 2026
LOL.
Babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... pic.twitter.com/12ntd8TjAq
— Boo (@333too3) August 15, 2026
LOLOLOL! There are many layers to that joke.
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DT3Etfen6E
— JAE (@OneCBThoughts) August 15, 2026
HAHA!
Me: Do you have the Sharpie?
— Weapon 𝕏 (@HellRaz0r1776) August 15, 2026
Toddler: pic.twitter.com/H0JC2u836c
Been there, done that.
— Monkeyjunk11 (@Monkeyjunk11) August 15, 2026
We feel you, deer. We feel you.
We had so many funny marriage memes this week that we just had to wrap it up with a short classic comedy clip from Dave Allen.
🤣😂 Always Funny! pic.twitter.com/YPq4BtJuQo
— Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) August 15, 2026
Yeah, you could see it coming a mile away, but it is still hilarious. 😂
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) August 15, 2026
If you're dealing with work 'family' today, we wish you the absolute best. We've armed you with a dose of humor to power you through the day, or maybe at least the first team status meeting.
Either way, you're going to have to take it from here, but we'll meet you back here next week to refuel.
Until we meme again …
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