Earlier today, failed U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential nominee Beto O’Rourke announced that he’s running for Governor or Texas.
I’m running for governor.
Together, we can push past the small and divisive politics that we see in Texas today — and get back to the big, bold vision that used to define Texas. A Texas big enough for all of us.
Join us: https://t.co/eMY5wwf6an pic.twitter.com/yrG1WOkpqk
— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) November 15, 2021
That news came as music to the Lincoln Project’s ears. Not only does the Lincoln Project love them some libs, but they especially love them some libs who have the potential to bring in the big bucks:
The stakes of the 2022 Texas gubernatorial race could not be higher. pic.twitter.com/KQ2tWGO4TP
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) November 15, 2021
The Lincoln Project forgot to add a counter for all the money they’re going to rake in from gullible suckers who still think the Lincoln Project is worth a damn.
Recommended
Imagine simping for Beto O'Rourke. https://t.co/BgSZF91Wfg
— Chief Impact Officer BT (@back_ttys) November 15, 2021
We’d like to, but we’ve never been that desperate.
If the Dems and the Lincoln Project (but I repeat myself) think that knocking Abbott for his COVID policy response-one of the better ones that infringed less on civil liberties-is going to win people over in Texas to vote for Robert Francis O’Rourke, I’ve got a bridge to sell ya. https://t.co/k3yq9jtwkc
— David Carpenter (@CivilSense) November 15, 2021
By the way, who remembers this?
https://t.co/1rx78UdVl0 pic.twitter.com/TK1Le2WYlQ
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) November 15, 2021
Rick Wilson is what happens when you realize there’s always money in the liberal banana stand.
https://twitter.com/stevestampley/status/1460280329638273024
Yep.
Anyway, we very much look forward to seeing what kind of brilliance they roll out for Beto O’Rourke.
I wonder what violent tragedy from Texas history they’ll be recreating as a stunt the day before the election https://t.co/HcEWXPAYqx
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) November 15, 2021
Lincoln Project is going to send cosplay nazis in wheelchairs to Texas.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) November 15, 2021
https://twitter.com/BradPade/status/1460270542859161603
Hopefully!
In any event, if we were Greg Abbott, we’d be shaking the Lincoln Project’s hand right now (wearing a glove, of course; who knows where their hand has been?):
With the Pedophile Project intervening Beto's chances of winning have gone from 5% to 0%. https://t.co/iIHZ6pdhMx
— Political Election Projections (@tencor_7144) November 15, 2021
Congrats to Greg Abbott on his re-election.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) November 15, 2021
