'Hold onto your wallets'! Hope you enjoyed your economic stimulus, because Joe Biden is reportedly 'planning first major tax hike in almost 30 years'

Joe Biden’s really got his work cut out for him, what with cleaning up the mess Donald Trump left behind.

Good thing he’s off to a running start!

Migrant kids have been moved from cages to jail-like facilities and mobile storage containers, and the economy’s reportedly about to get stimulated like you wouldn’t believe:

Biden planning first major tax hike in almost 30 years: report https://t.co/EC5OIvwFi0 pic.twitter.com/dccwLDKTX1

— The Hill (@thehill) March 15, 2021

More from The Hill:

President Biden is reportedly planning the first major hike in federal taxes in almost 30 years to fund the economic program set to follow the recently approved $1.9 trillion pandemic stimulus package.

Unidentified sources told Bloomberg that the increases will reflect the promises Biden made during his 2020 campaign.

The planned increases reportedly include: raising the corporate tax from 21 percent to 28 percent; increasing the income tax rate on people making more than $400,000; expanding the estate tax; paring back tax preferences on pass-through businesses such as limited-liability companies; and setting up a higher capital gains tax rate for individuals making at least $1 million.

We’re feeling stimulated already just thinking about it.

Just what we need to boost the economy https://t.co/CQI6pKs7Cn

— I got your #Unity right here (@jtLOL) March 15, 2021

It’s gonna be so boosted … you wait and see!

Vote for dems and get a humanitarian border crisis, higher gas prices, and more taxes. https://t.co/eYB3Rgn4bY

— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) March 15, 2021

“After we allow you to open your business back up, we’re gonna raise not only your wages, but your corporate tax rate to pay for a bill that sent billions of your dollars to the teachers unions that they donate back to my campaign.” https://t.co/U8Vpi4uWiG

— Brogan Spaulding (@loadofBS) March 15, 2021

Economy: Whew. This last year was awful. Lots of people lost jobs, companies closed forever. But now with things opening back up, a recovery might be right around the corner.

Biden and Co. to economy: https://t.co/yBAGUvt3QR pic.twitter.com/UcViYnHAFQ

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) March 15, 2021

But at least we got stimulus checks!

And just like that, Joe Biden undoes any benefit that might have come from a stimulus check. https://t.co/cecQEnSD8B

— Nate Holk (@NateHolk) March 15, 2021

Joe Biden doesn’t want the Economy to recover.

That’s the tweet. https://t.co/Q6I0GT5BrQ

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) March 15, 2021

It’s like someone gave him a list of things that could destroy the economy and he decided to pursue all of them. https://t.co/rhjoXJaUFk

— Patrick (@PMC713) March 15, 2021

I see we're skipping the Roaring Twenties and going straight to the Depression Thirties. https://t.co/D15ydppG8k

— Farbrook (@dutchindian) March 15, 2021

There are still a few more jobs out there to kill. https://t.co/CFZPE6b5PF

— Regs (@r3gulations) March 15, 2021

Taxing those who have the financial resources to reinvest in struggling businesses and help spur economic growth post-pandemic makes no sense. https://t.co/5uUMJA4tHG

— Katherine Revello (@subversive_pub) March 15, 2021

It makes sense if you’re a Democrat and want Americans to remain under your thumb.

We're all going to literally be paying for removing the guy who tweeted mean things. https://t.co/VRNA81q9xI

— David Edward™ (@_David_Edward) March 15, 2021

Gas hikes, tax hikes & open borders, oh my! That will bring unity as we’re all screwed. https://t.co/2z6VCdOF7Y

— me, myself & I (@cnmatthews) March 15, 2021