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'Hold onto your wallets'! Hope you enjoyed your economic stimulus, because Joe Biden is reportedly 'planning first major tax hike in almost 30 years'

Joe Biden’s really got his work cut out for him, what with cleaning up the mess Donald Trump left behind.

Good thing he’s off to a running start!

Migrant kids have been moved from cages to jail-like facilities and mobile storage containers, and the economy’s reportedly about to get stimulated like you wouldn’t believe:

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More from The Hill:

President Biden is reportedly planning the first major hike in federal taxes in almost 30 years to fund the economic program set to follow the recently approved $1.9 trillion pandemic stimulus package.

Unidentified sources told Bloomberg that the increases will reflect the promises Biden made during his 2020 campaign.

The planned increases reportedly include: raising the corporate tax from 21 percent to 28 percent; increasing the income tax rate on people making more than $400,000; expanding the estate tax; paring back tax preferences on pass-through businesses such as limited-liability companies; and setting up a higher capital gains tax rate for individuals making at least $1 million.

We’re feeling stimulated already just thinking about it.

It’s gonna be so boosted … you wait and see!

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But at least we got stimulus checks!

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It makes sense if you’re a Democrat and want Americans to remain under your thumb.