Democratic Rep. Seth Moulton is running for president, and we’ve gotta say, his platform seems pretty impressive. That’s to say, we’re impressed by the fact that he thinks hot takes like this make for a solid platform:


No kidding. Moulton makes for pretty solid proof that any idiot can run for president.

Where does he get this stuff?

We’d better vote for him just to make it official.

Neither do we.

Can we swap out Seth Moulton for Bob Malak instead?