'Who does that?' Another nasty detail about Beto O'Rourke's past emerges, and people have questions

As if Beto O’Rourke’s refusal to come down against late-term abortions weren’t disturbing enough, now comes this:

omg. "One time, according to a friend, Beto collected an especially verdant turd from one of their kids’ diapers and put it in a bowl, telling Amy it was avocado." https://t.co/kJC72B7IvX

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) March 19, 2019

Come again?

What did I just read https://t.co/v09gTEYv8B

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 19, 2019

This. You read this:

And then there were the pranks: the remote-controlled cockroach in the kitchen, the “Psycho”-style scares in the shower. One time, according to a friend, Beto collected an especially verdant turd from one of their kids’ diapers and put it in a bowl, telling Amy it was avocado. (Neither would confirm this, though Beto did allow it sounded like something he’d do.)

Skateboard Jesus is into some pretty effed-up sh*t. Literally.

Scat Pranksac for President! https://t.co/N0h5eQWbHi

— Friendly Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) March 19, 2019

MY PRESIDENT https://t.co/UvZSwCvGqm

— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) March 19, 2019

Snort.

Yeah but at least he didn't drink water or blow out candles one at a time. https://t.co/EDqoadVADo

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 19, 2019

Good point. But still.

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— TheLongVersion⚠️ (@thelongversion) March 19, 2019

ewwww pic.twitter.com/1U1JSbcKgs

— Bethany Howard (@BethanyFromLA) March 19, 2019

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— Sam Azzarelli (@samazzarelli) March 19, 2019

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He sounds…awful.

— Call Congress 202-224-3121? (@KsKM3) March 19, 2019

That's disgusting. Who does that?

— It's Only Words (@itsonlywords) March 19, 2019

There’s something wrong with Beto.

— Lisa Ellen⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@koumiss) March 19, 2019

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— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) March 19, 2019

Yeah, this is getting a little too weird, you guys.

He's not, nor will he ever be, ready for this job. https://t.co/m2Viaytxa5

— RBe (@RBPundit) March 19, 2019

Could this story possibly get any worse? Actually, yes:

“Just add peas.” – @nytimes https://t.co/saxTMbk4Is

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 19, 2019

Gah!