Jessica Tarlov somehow managed to turn a New York Times write-up about Trump complimenting men’s physiques into a fresh round of “grab her by the pu**y” outrage, as if the Access Hollywood tape still counts as the definitive character judgment while every other politician’s handsy history gets memory-holed.
The same liberal commentator who spends her days annoying Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters on The Five insisting she is the reasonable adult in the room just equated routine campaign-trail flattery with sexual assault, apparently because the targets happen to be male this time.
She's just not all that clever or funny; it honestly feels as cringe as almost every time some leftist tries to meme. They just can't do it because they don't have any semblance of a sense of humor.
‘Grab her by the pussy’ has evolved into grab him by the ass faster than I expected
— Jessica Tarlov (@JessicaTarlov) October 18, 2026
Viewers who have watched her for years already know the pattern: every Trump anecdote is proof of unique depravity, every comparable Democratic moment is either context, a joke, or too old to matter. The result is not analysis. It is a selective memory exercise dressed up as a gotcha.
And a lame gotcha at that.
@JessicaTarlov Oh my God how sick are you and the Times?
— Eddie (@TheIronHorse7) October 18, 2026
@JessicaTarlov Going back to that old one Jessica ? Desperation has no limits with you
— JustWatching👀 🇺🇸🇮🇹 (@1980USGold) October 18, 2026
It's like a really bad dad joke, but worse.
@JessicaTarlov Stop. You’re just embarrassing yourself now. It’s not cute or funny. It reeks of desperation. Have a little class
— D. Brandon Right (@DBrandonRight1) October 18, 2026
Not happening.
@JessicaTarlov Tacky and small. Congratulations on using a platform as lucrative as @TheFive to demonstrate adolescence of viewpoint.
— Tod Eberle (@Tod_Eberle_AA) October 18, 2026
It's all she's got.
When Tarlov posts really dumb and/or offensive statements, it is pretty much assumed she won't be sitting on The Five today. (Is safe to DVR it?) But I hope Greg Gutfeld saves this.
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightSandy) October 18, 2026
Gutfeld will be ruthless if he sees this. Yup.
If praising someone’s athletic build is now the new scandal, the list of offenders on both sides of the aisle is going to get very long, very quickly, and Tarlov’s selective outrage is unlikely to survive the first counterexample.
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