Full disclosure, I have been sitting on this post for a week trying to find time to write about some lunatic pastor who claimed he took on ICE but things kept popping up that were more important. That being said, no matter how far back I pushed this, I never could quite let it go because it cracked me up.
And not because this pastor was trying to be funny.
He could not have set the 'scene' in a more laughable way, sitting between two chairs covered in rainbow blankets.
We all get it, bro, you're WOKE.
I also happen to think he's a liar, you can decide for yourselves though.
Watch:
Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they… pic.twitter.com/59ixtyltHS
— FactPost (@factpostnews) January 8, 2026
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... were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'
Sure, bro. I totes believe him.
Don't you?
Ha.
HA ha.
HA HA ha.
HA HA HA ha.
HA HA HA HA ha.
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