'OMG I can't breathe!' Stephen King wearing 'I Stand With Ukraine' tee becomes HILARIOUS joke about Tweep's 'lesbian aunt'

Sam J. | 9:23 AM on March 01, 2022

And now we’re officially dead.

Thanks a LOT, person with a bunch of numbers and emojis after their name.

Ok, so here’s the usual schpiel about how we don’t typically cover randos on Twitter because they could be anyone anywhere believing any crazy old thing HOWEVER if the tweet in question is that smart, awful, or hilarious, our ‘schpiel’ goes out the window because it must be shared with the masses.

Aka YOU guys.

For example, this tweet mocking Stephen King in his Ukraine t-shirt is quite simply a work of art.

My lesbian aunt runs a feminist bookstore. Today she decided to take a stand for one of liberalism’s core values: bold military intervention abroad. Please like and RT to show you support her. pic.twitter.com/Yx3pxH6Ken

— Soylord 9001 𓆏🔮🧪🌚🚚 (@Soylent_Lament) March 1, 2022

It’s one of those jokes where you stop and think, holy crap, King DOES look a little bit like an old lesbian standing in a feminist book store. Even the look on his face … this is perfection.

She looks like you wrecked her Subaru.

— Arbitrary ʞɹıɯS (@FoundersGirl) March 1, 2022

She looks like they ran out of her organic yogurt.

Oh, God I can't breathe 😭 🤣 pic.twitter.com/FHL08273OW

— franksterm1 (@franksterm1) March 1, 2022

Hall of fame tweet. bravo

— Slimsies (@Slimsies) March 1, 2022

Okay, you kinda killed me on that one.🤣

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) March 1, 2022

Dammit, it took me a minute because she looked familiar and I thought I knew her from the old days at the Gertrude Stein Book Store in Pittsburgh.

— Polly Karr (@karr_pe) March 1, 2022

pic.twitter.com/gMbYf1sY14

— Matt Middendorf (@MiddeMatt) March 1, 2022

So she'll be going to fight over there? I have some friends that did that. Awesome. Really appreciate the courage.

— Shimon Lazarov 🇺🇸 + ₿ = 🎉 (@ShimonLazarov) March 1, 2022