TALK about a self-own: Blue-check RAGES over Antifa piece by The Babylon Bee, shrieks at Andy Ngo and then runs home to daddy

Sam J. | 1:02 PM on August 22, 2019

You know The Babylon Bee is doing something right when they put together a story like this …

Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'https://t.co/RHFtEPbi3B

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 20, 2019

From The Babylon Bee:

In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.

In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they’d need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.

“Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?” she pondered aloud. “They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin’ rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary.”

“I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?” she added wistfully.

And infuriate a blue-check enough to use the word ‘literally’ and post screenshots like he was actually CATCHING the satire site lying.

It has come to my attention that Recreational White Supremecist@MrAndyNgo has appeared in my mentions.

Thing is: It’s midnight here and my dad is visiting tomorrow. So fck off!

We’re gonna play pool and laugh about you morons on a weekday and it’s gonna an absolute blast.❤️ pic.twitter.com/XnxqnylgVk

— Brendan Jay Sullivan (@MrBrendanJay) August 22, 2019

Ok? ROFL.

Brendan sure showed Andy.

Heh.