Pretty sure the derps at Bloomberg haven’t read the books OR watched the movies. Heh.

Hate to break it to them because you KNOW they really thought this was super clever, but the ‘one ring to rule them all,’ was a crazy-evil piece of jewelry that made men (and hobbits) lose their minds. Unless of course, they’re admitting this one shot to rule them all would do that as well?

Heh.

What if monkeys flew out of our butts?

Just sayin’.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Amen.

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