As our dear Twitchy readers know, for whatever reason Dan Rather thought it would be a good idea to go after Ted Cruz.
Don’t look at us, man, we just work here.
Don't you have to show your papers to get on a flight to Cancun, and check into a luxury hotel? https://t.co/2ZxEzP5OUS
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) August 5, 2021
Awww, so cheeky. So clever.
Oh, wait.
No.
And Ted was more than happy to let him know:
I suppose I could use fraudulent papers like the ones you counterfeited to attack Bush.
You were so partisan & dishonest that CBS fired you for fraud, which is really saying something.
So now you’re an angry Leftist who reflexively defends Dems & authoritarian mandates. https://t.co/NqP7L78eNl
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 5, 2021
Yeah yeah yeah, we know. Dan Rather is gonna Dan Rather but still.
This was dumb, even for the Godfather of Fake News.
Why anyone picks a fight with Ted we’ll never know … unless of course, it’s the only way anyone pays attention to them.
Rather's problem is that he craves relevance.
— Safe Spaces Media and the Toxic Something Podcast (@SafeSpacesMedia) August 5, 2021
Fair point.
And the only way he can stay relevant is by begging for attention from people like TEd.
Dan's out of his league.
— Will Not Comply (@estbom) August 5, 2021
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Indeed.
@DanRather is just a font of wisdom. Speaking of fonts, I wonder if he ever found that seventies typewriter that used Times New Roman and could do proportional spacing.
— Gerry Tschetter (@Gerry_Tschetter) August 5, 2021
Heh.
You’ve also described Keith Olbermann.
— the camopapa who laughs at Pumpkin Spice…. (@camopapa0410) August 5, 2021
Careful, don’t say his name out loud, otherwise he might show up and start yelling and spitting at everyone.
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