Riot, they said.

It’ll be FUN, they said.

MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!

Now, we know we shouldn’t laugh at this.

And we know it shouldn’t be funny.

But damn, that’s funny.

Perhaps it’s even somewhat karmic.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Fair.

We shouldn’t assume gender.

Oof.

Just a bit.

We’re still waiting for the Steve Inman play-by-play because you KNOW if he does one for ‘Andy Tifa’ it will be brilliant. We’ll keep you posted.

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