Welcome to your seventh favorite day of the week!
Yeah, we're choosing to put a positive spin on this thing. In fact, that's what we try to do every Monday by sharing some of the funniest memes, jokes, and clips we found during the previous week.
You know what โฆ let's just jump right into the dad jokes โฆ
This is tote-ally sage advice pic.twitter.com/und7fz9MyC
โ Joe Kerr (@thec0med1an) September 24, 2026
That's a point for the dads!
โ XBradTC (@xbradtc) September 26, 2026
That was b-a-a-a-a-d. We loved it!
โ FatMexican'sMom (@tmddyan2) September 27, 2026
No self-respecting dad would skip this joke. ๐
โ The Pawverse (@thepawmic) September 27, 2026
LOL. Ok, maybe not technically a dad joke, but it was close.
Home shopping TV is the only place where "it's incredibly strong" means "watch it break in 3 seconds."
โ Pete Santilli ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐น ๐๏ธ (@petersantilli) September 25, 2026
The ladder that's "very safe, durable and lightweight"? Snaps in half with the guy standing on it. "Oh god, Harold, are you okay?"
The "leakproof" silicone bag with theโฆ pic.twitter.com/fPGziSnFt4
Finally, a good reason to watch the home shopping channel. ๐
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โ Judianna (@Judianna) September 21, 2026
HAHA!
โ Latentem (@Latentem) September 24, 2026
He can definitely make that. ๐
Nice!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/ZnrGlqFbuX
โ Mare (@marewho12) September 24, 2026
Challenge accepted!
Problem solved pic.twitter.com/1bpxu9ayZ4
โ ๐ธ (@THINGEO) September 27, 2026
Why didn't we think of that?!?! ๐
โ Hillbilly HODL (@Shawan4Freedom) September 24, 2026
It's a hard life. LOL.
Happy Sunday โบ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/IPiZ6DTvql
โ Aggie The Barbabe (@AggieTheBarkeep) September 27, 2026
Someone has to fight against pumpkin spice season. ๐
Nails it ๐ฅธ๐ pic.twitter.com/atIq0d3Mij
โ Eddie Booth. ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Nationalist (@Sir_EdwardBooth) September 27, 2026
No lies detected.
โ Terrible Quality Memes (@BadQualityMemes) September 26, 2026
Maybe Orion's belt was given to him โฆ as a constellation prize. (Sorry!)
โ RWNutjob (@Stickelliott) September 27, 2026
Yukon Cornelius was definitely NOT a lib. ๐
โ cat memes (@hardcatmemes) September 26, 2026
LOL. Some things never change.
Never skip a low quality video ๐๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/4IgpLlAA4y
โ Zamani_Michael (@oracle_zamani) September 26, 2026
Bwahaha!
๐คฃ๐คฃ ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ pic.twitter.com/k5XStkmcpA
โ Lisa McCurry (@mccurry_li90015) September 27, 2026
Genius!
๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/AFdU7M5cTD
โ Pam D (@soirchick) September 27, 2026
LOLOLOL!
โ Randy L (@RandyLa35983906) September 26, 2026
This is what happens at about 9:00 PM on Sunday night when you know work is coming in the morning, and you just want a sliver of happiness.
โ Jim Pacing His Cage ๐ (@iamisgo11) September 27, 2026
The first panel reads: 'Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot.' ๐
Men, are simple creatures pic.twitter.com/RRqddZcMWl
โ Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) September 26, 2026
The guy rubbing his legs after coming out of the bathroom had us dying! ๐
โ Jim Pacing His Cage ๐ (@iamisgo11) September 27, 2026
There are few men alive who don't wish for a few minutes alone at the McDonald's Play Place or the bouncy castle at a kid's birthday party.
โ Pun_bible (@thepunbible) September 27, 2026
There's always someone looking to spoil a good time. ๐
โ WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) September 27, 2026
LOLOLOL!
Please don't block me โช๏ธ๐๐ผ๐คญ๐๐คฃ๐ pic.twitter.com/k2OA0JVnWC
โ lisahsmithlhs (@lisahsmithlhs) September 27, 2026
We love this! ๐
โ ghost (@0xghost06) September 27, 2026
Way too many of you are probably thinking about how you can use this.
๐๐ฟ pic.twitter.com/GmzowqDRWH
โ Michael Burea Angermannus (@BureaAngerman) September 27, 2026
This explains so much. LOL.
Good morning, Xitter!โโโ pic.twitter.com/6g62O9cBVx
โ George Wept (@GeorgeWept) September 27, 2026
HA! Nice.
Yikes!!!!!๐ณ pic.twitter.com/l1anMK2eVn
โ R.G. Ryan (@RGRyan777) September 27, 2026
Calm down there, Jeffrey Dahmer!
โ Radha (@radha143ht) September 27, 2026
LOL. 'Can I be honest?' cracked us up. When exactly have you ever held back your unvarnished opinion, Mr. President? ๐
โ XBradTC (@xbradtc) September 27, 2026
LOL. You're welcome, fellow geeks! Actually, we've got a nerd bonus โฆ
โ The Toy Baller (@BallerToy1327) September 27, 2026
It's so realistic! ๐
โ Gen X Talks (@GenXTalks1) September 27, 2026
Seriously, the threat of nuclear annihilation from the Russians was terrifying, but Lady Elaine Fairchilde was a close second. ๐
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, STAY IN BED.
โ Old Salty Marine (@BamaSaltyMarine) September 27, 2026
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, STAY IN BED.
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, GETTING UP WILL SURELY BLOW IT.
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, STAY IN BED.
Tell the truth, you didn't read that you sang itโฆ.
You don't know how much we wish this was an option today! Actually, we'd check out the Monday Memes, and then we'd go back to bed.
Me after 2 minutes on the phone (with exceptions ๐๐๐ฑ) pic.twitter.com/P8VwdD6xAU
โ Reeo ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ (@reemareeo) September 27, 2026
That's definitely how phone calls work on Monday. ๐
We've got a doubleheader of classic humor for you this week!
First, we've got this 1991 performance by Mr. Bean.
En 1991, Rowan Atkinson protagonizรณ una de las actuaciones de comedia fรญsica mรกs memorables de la televisiรณn con la icรณnica rutina de los "tambores invisibles" de Mr. Bean, presentada en la gala Hysteria 2. Armado รบnicamente con un par de baquetas, convirtiรณ un escenario vacรญo enโฆ pic.twitter.com/nvHsbMyxTR
โ ๐บ LOVE MUSIC ๐ผ AND MOVIES ๐ฌ (@DBichhang10958) September 23, 2026
Absolutely brilliant! Atkinson is on a short list of comedians who are geniuses of physical comedy.
Here's your bonus old-time laugh.
When Dean Martin entered the set of his television show he often jumped on the piano to startle the pianist. On this ocassion the crew had substituted the piano for a dummy one - unbeknownst to Dean or the audience pic.twitter.com/hGH2hyflth
โ Petronella Wyatt (@PetronellaWyatt) September 27, 2026
Now that's a practical joke! ๐
โ Piyush (@piyush784066) September 27, 2026
That's pretty much our current mental state.
There's nothing we can do to stop it now. Monday's here. The best we can do is promise to be back here next week to lessen the burn with some more laughs.
Until we meme again โฆ
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