Eric Swalwell may be dropping out of the presidential race.
NOOOOOOOO!
Oh, don’t get us wrong, we think he should totally drop out BUT who else will we make fun of 24/7? He truly is the 2020 Democratic candidate gift that keeps on giving.
Le sigh:
We might get our first major dropout of the 2020 Dem primary tomorrow. This comes after Swalwell cancelled a plan campaign swing through NH this past weekend—> pic.twitter.com/l4vxszLheH
— Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) July 8, 2019
Now, it could be that Eric is making an announcement about finally learning to tie his shoes or something, but this sounds kinda sorta like a big deal.
Even Sean Spicer seems to think so … and YES, this is the real Spicer.
We checked.
Can you imagine if WE fell for the wrong account after spending literal years making fun of Lefties (and some ‘righties) for falling for the parody?!
More important, this means his supporter is up for grabs https://t.co/o0jyml2HPw
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) July 8, 2019
HAAAAA.
His supporter is up for grabs.
*dead*
Aka his mom
— Lady Conservative (@LadyConservati1) July 8, 2019
Ouch.
Shocking that “I’m coming to your home to get your guns, and by the way, I have nukes” wasn’t a more compelling argument.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) July 8, 2019
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His wife will probably still write his name in.
— 1967mustangman (@1967mustangman) July 8, 2019
Awww, that’s almost sweet.
Almost.
— Josh (@JoshsBurnerAcct) July 8, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA.
Can’t wait to see what @sean_spicier has to say …
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