We’re still waiting for the storyline where Trump breaks wind during a meeting and the press finds a way to blame Russia for that too.
Hey, you think we’re joking but it could (and probably) will happen.
Can see the headline now … ‘Trump passes mysterious Russian gas claims it was the DRESSING!’
They need to make up their mind on Tillerson, was he too easy on Russia or too hard on them?
Tillerson was hired because he was so friendly to Russia and then fired because he was so tough on Russia. It's almost like you can make the Russiagate thesis comport with any eventuality, regardless of fact pattern
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 13, 2018
Is this like he was for it before he was against it?
Maybe?
Not at all. It looks like Russia picked Tillerson to be a Putin puppet, then pushed Trump to fire Tillerson when he proved to be an unreliable puppet. No mystery there. https://t.co/nqYGlZvZ5g
— Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) March 14, 2018
Wait, isn’t that basically what Tracey said?
Such a great mind.
You’d have done well on the Supreme Court.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) March 14, 2018
HAAAAAA.
https://twitter.com/_VachelLindsay_/status/974016694963154944
OR maybe Laurence is the real Putin puppet and he’s trying to draw attention away from himself so we keep blaming Trump?! HEY, IT COULD HAPPEN.
Makes about as much sense as Tillerson being a Putin puppet.
This is even stupider than most of your usual stupid tweets.
DukakisBentsen 88!
— Martin O'Brien ☘️? (@bmartinbb) March 14, 2018
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Wow, that’s impressive.
And ouch.
You’ve actually lost your effing mind. I’d say it’s a shame, but we all knew you were headed there so… ??♀️
— fanofzora (@fanofzora) March 14, 2018
Just keep your hands away from his mouth during mealtimes.
https://twitter.com/Bennettruth/status/974035592106401793
That’s JUST what a Russian puppet would say!
WE KNEW IT!
Ugh, this is exhausting. How do these conspiracy theorists not tire of their own BS?
You must be the new 007.
— I Hate The Media ?? (@ihatethemedia) March 14, 2018
“Russia, Russia, Russia!”
— Crash Tinkle (@SocrateezNutz) March 14, 2018
Hey, that’s our line.
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