Oh Elizabeth Warren … never ever ever say the words, “My name is.” Seriously, it will go badly for you every time, as evident in this video she posted yesterday after the House passed the AHCA.
The @HouseGOP just voted to strip health care away from millions. We can whimper, we can whine – or we can fight back. #AHCA pic.twitter.com/UuwfcSWkag
— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) May 4, 2017
Tweeps were so inspired by her video but not for the reasons she wanted them to be; doubt she wanted to be a muse for her own mockery like what we see on #SenWarrenIndianName.
Dances With Dumbasses #SenWarrensIndianName pic.twitter.com/b9GDzRisHo
— AJ ? (@AJ_FranklinGirl) May 5, 2017
And we thought WE had a bunch of funny names for her.
Chief PainInAss
#SenWarrensIndianName— Foxy Conservative ? (@FoxyConservativ) May 5, 2017
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— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) May 5, 2017
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— Ken Diesel (@KenDiesel) May 5, 2017
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DeerIn Headlights pic.twitter.com/rEXUKjxnnh— John Tingle (@JTM1045) May 5, 2017
@TheMorningSpew #SenWarrensIndianName
Soaring Rhetoric— Leigo (@yieldright) May 5, 2017
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Runs With Scissors— Lizzy Lou Who? (@_wintergirl93) May 5, 2017
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— Gab.ai/TriciaPanacea (@ProblemPanacea) May 5, 2017
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— TexasDamnit (@TexasDamnit) May 5, 2017
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— Laura Loonie (@LauraLoonie) May 5, 2017
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— Rob Womack (@Rojowo) May 5, 2017
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#SenWarrensIndianName— Foxy Conservative ? (@FoxyConservativ) May 5, 2017
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— ScottlnSC (@ScottlnSC) May 5, 2017
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Stands With Fits— Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) May 5, 2017
A woman called horse ? #SenWarrensIndianName
— Farfan (@Farfanboy1) May 5, 2017
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— Mr. Stubborn (@obdurate_one) May 5, 2017
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Fauxchise— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) May 5, 2017
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— Brian Ganstine (@GanstineBrian) May 5, 2017
Curses Wealthy Black Man#SenWarrensIndianName
— Pre-Existing Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 5, 2017
#SenWarrensIndianName Running Mouth
— Spaldo (@Spaldo4) May 5, 2017
#SenWarrensIndianName Dances with High Cheek Bones.
— DeplorableHolliday (@DeplorableDocH) May 5, 2017
Note: As often as this editor writes about Elizabeth Warren JUST so she can make up a new ‘Indian name’ for her, so totally writing some of these down for a future story, ha!