One time there was this fossil fuel pipeline hanging out in a bar and it was making TOTALLY racist jokes so yeah, clearly fossil fuel pipelines are capable of being racists.

And we can’t make this nonsense up – luckily Josh Fox made it up for us so we just get to sit back and make fun of him for it.

Yay!

Heh.

Word.

Gotta watch out for those white power fossil fuel pipelines, those are the WORST.

Awww yes. Let’s see … because trains are the transportation of the poor man and … umm… nope, we got nothin’.

RIGHT?! OMG pipelines ARE racist!

We knew it! #PipelineLivesMatter