One time there was this fossil fuel pipeline hanging out in a bar and it was making TOTALLY racist jokes so yeah, clearly fossil fuel pipelines are capable of being racists.
And we can’t make this nonsense up – luckily Josh Fox made it up for us so we just get to sit back and make fun of him for it.
Yay!
Chase stop funding racist fossil fuel pipelines #defundDAPL #noDAPL pic.twitter.com/obgmenHVlj
— Josh Fox (@joshfoxfilm) December 15, 2016
Heh.
Intersectionality is so incredibly dumb.
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) December 16, 2016
Word.
"racist fossil fuel pipelines" https://t.co/WDPeKL41Cj
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) December 16, 2016
Gotta watch out for those white power fossil fuel pipelines, those are the WORST.
@lachlan moving oil around on trains is socially just or something.
— The_Gorn (@TheGorn4) December 16, 2016
Awww yes. Let’s see … because trains are the transportation of the poor man and … umm… nope, we got nothin’.
@lachlan You ever notice that oil pipelines are almost always white? #StayWoke pic.twitter.com/oWaXEvSpF8
— Santa Claus Lane (@AndrewTLane) December 16, 2016
RIGHT?! OMG pipelines ARE racist!
We knew it! #PipelineLivesMatter