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Carpetbagger Conway's Tantrum: Flipping President Trump's Limo the Bird While Begging for Votes

George Conway, washed up lawyer who is only a 'thing' because of his former wife's role in elevating President Trump, is desperately trying to hold on to his fifteen minutes of infamy. To do that, he is running for Congress.

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George has dipped into the Ozempic (allegedly) and had a hair implant (allegedly), but is still ugly as homemade sin. To distract from that, his final campaign video is him shooting a bird at President Trump's limo passing by. It's so embarrassing. 

To be fair, he should go see a therapist now. He should take his daughter with him. 

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Some of George's most delusional fans cheered the ad. These people really are children. 

George has a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's eating his brain. 

George is just mad Trump would not allow him in the inner circle. Trump knew better. Plus, Trump enjoys working with attractive people. Georgie could never ever qualify. 

Don't stop now, George. At this rate, Trump might be elected Emperor of the World. 

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To be fair, George has the intellect of a fifth grader. 

Now we know where George's daughter learned her tricks.