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WATCH Cory Booker Lose His Damn Mind at MI Women's Event, Starts Screaming About Darkness and Wind (HA!)

Haha, Spartacus is back at it again, and this time he's really committed to the bit. 

It's April 2026. Trump is comfortably in the White House. The election dust settled months ago. And yet here’s Cory Booker, drenched in sweat, eyes wide, voice cracking like he's auditioning for a disaster movie, bellowing at a room full of Michigan Democratic ladies: 

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'THERE IS A STORM IN OUR NATION! There is DARKNESS WIND HURT!'

The only storm is the one he's whipping up in his own head. The 'darkness and wind' sounds suspiciously like the sound of millions of voters slamming the door on your party—again. Then comes the grand finale: America doesn’t need hope from on high. No, what we really need are foot soldiers of democracy.

HE IS SPARTACUS!

He is a dramatic little thing, ain't he?

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We're not sure he ever really stopped.

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