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Abby to the Rescue! CNN’s Phillip Leaps to Save AOC From Her Own Idiocy by Interjecting ‘But Trump!’

CNN’s Abby Phillip’s main job on NewsNight is to rescue her fellow Democrats. We’re not just talking about the ones on set as her guests. That responsibility extends even to Democrats who aren’t even in the studio. Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a bumbling mess at the recent Munich Security Conference in Germany. That didn’t stop Phillip from leaping to her aid, armed with her tired but trusty ‘But Trump’ retort. AOC needed help.

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It doesn’t matter the subject or subject matter, ‘But Trump’ is never far away.

See if any of these sound familiar.

‘But TRRRRRUUUUUMMMPPPPPP!!!!’

Posters want AOC to keep spouting her uninformed nonsense.

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It would be interesting to watch NewsNight with the rule that no one can mention Trump. Could the Democrat guests even do it?

Commenters compare Phillip to a recent castoff at MSNBC (now known as MS NOW).

We expect Phillip to don a yellow wig any day now.

Posters say NewsNight is being kept afloat by appearances of Republican commentator Scott Jennings.

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It’s not that Jennings can’t save the show; it’s that, even with his audience and star power, he can only pull the show up to #48 because of all the leftist weight pulling it down. If he ends his regular appearances, the show would be in an absolute free fall. You can almost imagine Phillip screaming, ‘But Trrruuummmmppppppp’ as NewsNight deservedly disappears into the abyss. We probably won’t have to imagine that much longer.