We see a lot of this Brian Allen guy on Twitter. He seems to be a nobody aspiring to be a somebody where that somebody is Aaron Rupar. Oh well, even scummy dunk tank clowns can be aspirational role models.
The dude is the brain behind the high powered media juggernaut that's brilliantly named 'Allen Analysis'. Apparently, he does provide quite a bit of fodder for us.
We'll give this guy the attention he craves for no other reason than the laffs [sic].
The scale of this anti-ICE uprising in San Francisco is staggering. Wall-to-wall people. No fear. No silence.
— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) February 1, 2026
This isn’t fringe.
This is a mass rejection of state terror, in the heart of California. pic.twitter.com/MMNc68HfiV
'This is a mass rejection of state terror, in the heart of California.'
There are no words that can improve on this masterpiece of analysis. Well, Twitchy favorite, @exjon, did and it does it justice.
Uh oh. Trump’s lost San Francisco. https://t.co/0WNfzvj8DD
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) February 1, 2026
Lots of Twitchy folks were also impressed.
LMAO
— Jim (@Ifitsthisname) February 1, 2026
Are you serious?
As Fourth Generation San Franciscan I can tell you with certainty that for the past 4 decades anything "mainstream" in San Francisco is, in fact, "fringe."
Yeah, San Francisco, that bastion of mainstream, slightly left of center sensibilities.
The entire city of San Francisco is fringe, you lawn flamingo.
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) February 1, 2026
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This writer lived in the city when they renamed the fascistic Army Street to Cesar Chavez Street. When long-time residents said, 'OK, but not our block at the top of the hill', they were accused of ... wait for it .. street apartheid. Totally rational, level headed non-fringe thinking for sure. More recently, their school board was obsessed with renaming schools over trivial concerns like, say, academic achievement.
Left-wing demonstrations? In San Francisco? The devil you say.
— Richard DeCamp (@richdecamp) February 1, 2026
Right?
Mass rejection of the legitimate rule of law, specifically the enforcement of long-standing bipartisan immigration laws.
— CarolinaConservative3 (@1776Carolina3) February 1, 2026
Fixed it for you.
Gosh, when you put it that way, it almost sounds bad.
Why don't these leftists want our President to enforce America's long-standing, bipartisan immigration laws?
— The Oldest Member (@PrimeBeef45) February 1, 2026
Try explaining to these galaxy brains why 'babies in cages' took a four year break from 2020 to 2024. And no, it was not because Joe Biden stopped it.
Parading through human excrement. Check your shoes after you’re done!
— QwestionsandAnswers (@QwhereRU52) February 1, 2026
Protip: When marching down Market towards the Embarcadero, do not take a left turn on Geary.
If you were in doubt that Brian Allen of Allen Analysis is a grifter, our own Foo (@Politibunny) provides this little tidbit.
From 2006 …
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) February 1, 2026
Dude. https://t.co/V4ICYC1Fga
Putting a fake timestamp on it is particularly evil.
In a sane world, Allen Analysis would be completely discredited and banned from serious consideration. Alas, we do not live in a sane world.
NOW: Minnesota Target stores are being taken over by older white liberals in full protest mode.
— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) January 31, 2026
No chaos. No fear. Just numbers, conviction, and relentless pressure.
Nonviolent disruption sends a message, and this one is loud: ICE is not welcome. pic.twitter.com/QN3mYokFLA
He also seems to be trying very hard to make fetch happen.