OMG EVERYONE RUN! Pramila Jayapal is warning the Pacific Northwest of a HEAT WAVE over the next few days because of the evil CLIMATE CRISIS. DA DA DAAAA!
No, really. See for yourselves:
The PNW is getting hit with a dangerous heat wave this week, which will elevate fire risk and could be deadly.
— Rep. Pramila Jayapal (@RepJayapal) September 3, 2025
We can’t ignore the climate crisis. We need to fight it aggressively. Otherwise, these heat waves will only continue to get worse.https://t.co/zFLzdChaJv
Forget that it's still summer, and yes, it gets warm everywhere in summer, but hey, CLIMATE CRISIS.
Kick-butt parody Hollaria Briden, Esq. with the tweet of the day:
THIS👏🏼IS👏🏼NOT👏🏼A👏🏼DRILL👏🏼
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) September 5, 2025
If you live in the Seattle area, TAKE SHELTER NOW!
And pray. https://t.co/LWnXFL6Z6Q pic.twitter.com/lpFGfol70L
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We especially love the little clapping emoji between words.
It seems others aren't quite as terrified as our favorite parody, Hollaria.
My coming week in the Beautiful PNW.
— Uberminch (@uberminch) September 3, 2025
I think I'll survive. And the forests should be okay as long as a leftist or homeless person doesn't set them on fire. pic.twitter.com/tNZLRaxtS8
Or some insane Climate Commie ...
Stop manipulating the maps to look like everything is on fire. It’s not hot.
— Jennifer Conway 🇺🇸 (@HeyJenConway) September 4, 2025
But they're using red and orange to make things look hot, so that means it's hot!
If 80 degrees is dangerous, how do you survive with your head up your 98.6 degree ass?
— Dave Palmer (@waterwose) September 4, 2025
MEEP.
Why are far left extremists Democrats trying so hard to convince people that normal summer temperatures are now suddenly “dangerous”?
— Syrah Shiraz (@Syrah_Shiraz) September 3, 2025
What are they up to?
Cuz besides abortion, it's all they've got.
It's...summer.
— Amy (@famousamosquito) September 3, 2025
Ding ding ding.
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