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Dave Wasserman's latest projections for the House should CRUSH Democrat hopes and dreams (yay!)

Hard to believe we’re almost a week out from the election and they STILL haven’t called the House. Interesting how quickly they call things for Democrats but if it’s likely the Republicans will win it just goes on and on and on and on.

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They called the Senate two days ago.

Buuuuuut not the House.

Hopefully, with projections like this from Dave Wasserman (who has honestly been fairly unbiased and objective), we’ll finally get a call today.

This one was great:

Need a miracle?

We’ll do you one better.

Probably died last night.

From his tweet to God’s ear.

HA HA HA HA

Sadly, this is far closer to the truth than we’d like to admit.

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Ain’t it?

Thanks, Zeldin.

Just call the House, DAMMIT.

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How we ALL feel at this point.

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