— UPDATE —
The new account created by the Krassenstein Brothers has been suspended, because as anyone who spends any time on Twitter knows, if you create an account to evade suspension they will suspend you.
Again.
Twitter has suspended Krassensteins 2.0 pic.twitter.com/Q9DVTpgeBW
— Halloween Name Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) October 21, 2019
Never gets old.
They’re BAAAAAACK …
Or at least an account that really, really, really wants us to think he/she/they/zhe/ are the Krassenstein Brothers. And considering how long and absolutely whiny this thread is, we’re inclined to think it’s them.
Hello Twitter users, It has been 5 months since we (Brian and Ed Krassenstein) have been banned from Twitter. Twitter never gave a specific reason for our ban, but rather just released a blanket statement saying: “The Twitter Rules apply to everyone…..
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Get a snack, this could take some time to read all the way through.
Trust us.
"Operating multiple fake accounts and purchasing account interactions are strictly prohibited. Engaging in these behaviors will result in permanent suspension from the service.”
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
The odd part about all this is that 1) Twitter never directly said that we did these things, and they refused to do so when the media questioned if we did. 2) Twitter allows users to use multiple accounts, and it is not against their terms of service.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Yes, it’s so odd.
3) we absolutely never purchased any accounts or account interactions. With this said, however, Twitter as a private company, has the right to ban whoever they want for whatever reasons they want.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
The only thing that we can guess as to the reasoning behind Twitter banning our accounts, while not banning Ed’s other personal account (not used in 9 years), is the fact that they didn’t like how we built these accounts up.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
9 years ago, we created a social networking website which was intended for fans of music groups. In doing so, we also had numerous Twitter accounts dedicated to various musician fan clubs.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
At this time, we also made posts that we were looking to purchase Twitter accounts around various topics of interest (remember this was 9 years ago, at a time when it was NOT against Twitter’s terms to buy or sell accounts).
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
While we did make these posts, we NEVER purchased any account, not for the lack of trying, but simply because no one contacted us looking to sell.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Anyhow, we never bought any accounts, but around this same period of time we were able to build our fan Twitter club accounts up quite significantly (one to 200,000 followers and another up to 50,000+) based on fans of two different musicians.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
They really really really want to make sure they tell us all they didn’t buy any accounts.
When our social networking site failed, we still had these large twitter accounts in our possessions. After having not tweeted with them for a couple years, and seeing how President Trump had taken to Twitter so significantly, we decided to use these accounts to amplify…
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
our voices and speak up for causes we believed in. In doing so, both of us changed the names of our Twitter accounts, first to accounts with names that showed our displeasure with Trump, and then several months later to our own personal names.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Because we had such a large following, our Tweets would get a lot of likes and retweets when we would reply to the president. This, along with the fact that we each followed nearly 1000 other anti-Trump Twitter accounts daily, made our accounts explode, gaining in popularity.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
So they were using multiple accounts.
But they said they weren’t? You know what … never mind.
We had a method to who we’d follow, and it worked much better than we had even expected.
Sure, it’s not the conventional way of going about things, but it also did NOT break any Twitter rules that we are aware of.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Running multiple accounts to spam a message is actually a big no-no but whatevs.
Could it be seen as being a bit deceptive, probably, but once again we believe we followed every one of Twitter’s rules. That’s why, when we discovered that these two accounts had been permanently banned, it surprised us.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Unlike the rumors out there, we NEVER purchased any accounts, and we never purchased any interactions. Why would we when we were able to accumulate 1.3 million+ followers by ourselves. The media never liked us, and we honestly don’t blame them.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
See?! THEY DIDN’T BUY ANY ACCOUNTS.
lol
We were able to build such a large following and get more exposure after just a year of tweeting than many journalists had been unable get over their careers. It was kind of unfair, and we admit it.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
We were called “grifters” and trolls frequently, yet we never took a single dime of profit from our tweets or from any project that we pursued and promoted via our tweets, other than a few thousand dollars we made co-founding and helping run the news site HillReporter.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
We wrote a parody book, and donated every cent of the profits (It was a corny book and did not generate very much revenue). Additionally a few months ago we sold HillReporter. Were we grifters? No.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Were we trolls? Probably. The President of the United States trolls the entire nation on a daily basis, so we felt an obligation to troll the ignorant fool right back, and we have absolutely no regrets.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
And there’s the ‘But Trump’ we were waiting for.
With all of this said, Ed’s other personal twitter account was never suspended, neither were other business accounts we have run in the past.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
We believe it wasn’t Twitter’s motive to remove us, but rather it was their motive to remove the large accounts that were created by us in a bit of a deceptive fashion.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Nah, we’re pretty sure Twitter meant to remove them.
We are sending a letter to Twitter after making this post, just to give them a heads up that we created this account. We are hopeful that they don’t remove this account, as we would be grateful to be part of the community once again, but that’s completely up to Twitter to decide
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
NOT A LETTER!
.For those of you who wish to follow us on Facebook, you can do so at https://t.co/tzYFqHAJeo. For everyone else, thanks for the great conversations we have had over the years.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Pass.
Our ONLY goal in tweeting was to spread the truth, counter the president's daily lies, and hopefully make sure America stays America for our children. Money was not, and never will be, a motive to our social media presence.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
As for where we are at right now… we are in the process of exposing some people trying to propagate false narratives around a particular group of Democrats before the 2020 election…
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Good GRAVY this thread is long.
In addition, we are slowly uncovering corruption involving three middle eastern nations, which we believe will make Ukraine seem like a parking ticket to President Trump. Stay tuned!
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
In conclusion, Twitter may ban this account. All we ask for is if they do to at least have the courtesy to tell our 1 million+ followers what the real reason the ban of our two accounts was.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Except this is not the conclusion …
Told you it’s long AF.
I also want to add that we were NEVER provided a reason for our ban. We have reached out to basically every executive and board member at Twitter, and have yet to hear back from any.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
The rumors that we ran bot farms or purchased interactions stemmed from the media taking Twitter's statement, which did NOT state we did this, and running with it. We are the biggest supporters of a company's rights to uphold their TOS and ban those who they believe abused them.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
If we did something wrong we'd only like to know what it was. 1.3 million+ followers are at least owed the truth about what happened.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Because of the fact that Twitter did not ban our other account, we assume that the ban may have been because of the way we followed large numbers of users, changed the names of old accounts, or perhaps replied multiple times to the President's deluded, ignorant tweets,
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
so we hope that Twitter's issue was with the way these accounts were built up rather than with us as individuals, and we hope that they allow us as individuals to stay. Thank you all, and Impeachment is coming!
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
As we said after our ban, we did have multiple accounts. Below is a breakdown of the accounts we had
– 7 accounts for various business entities over the last 13 years (most were completely inactive over the last several years)— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
– 1 account each that we used when Trump illegally blocked us (so that we could read and reply to our president's insane statements), prior to the courts forcing him to unblock us.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
– 1 account each for us and our wives to read the tweets of a sick individual who we reported to the FBI. This individual was stalking Brian's wife at work and taking photos of our homes and posting them on Twitter.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
This individual blocked us so that we couldn't monitor what they were posting. Our attorney told us to create these accounts in order to monitor such threats.
— Krassenstein Brothers (@2Krassensteins) October 21, 2019
Uh huh.
You know what, they could still be adding tweets but this editor CAN’T EVEN.
Suffice to say, it looks like they’re really back … until Twitter suspends the for evading suspension.
Heh.
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