This Explosive Headline Is a Lock for First-Ballot Induction Into the 'TDS Hall of Fame'

The U.K.'s Guardian has given us some super hot takes over the years, including claims that Sophie Cunningham is anti-black, backfired hit pieces on Tulsi Gabbard, and that the problem with the Biden decline scandal was that the media didn't call Trump "Hitler" nearly enough. 

We've got another Guardian hot take about President Trump, and this won't be topped for quite a while: 

Straight into the TDS Hall of Fame. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ghzMf04Eu7

— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) October 3, 2026

"Is Trump to blame for Americans getting explosive diarrhea?"

When we hear "explosive diarrhea" these days the first thing that comes to mind is the mainstream media, not Trump. 

But of course the whole article was basically a forced setup for this conclusion:

In short: if you thought the diarrhea-inducing lettuce was bad, then I’m afraid things only look likely to get worse. If Trump isn’t reined in at the midterms, the whole country is going down the toilet.

There isn't any more room down the toilet because "journalists" are taking up all the space. 

Now even human diarrhea is somehow the Orange Man’s fault. 🍊😂 Where are they finding these genius journalists? 😂😂

— Rose (@Rose17090333) October 3, 2026

When explosive diarrhea is all you have between the ears, you can imagine Trump responsible for anything.

And they do.

— Tom Stephens (@stephens_t8238) October 3, 2026

Hang it in The Louvre https://t.co/ORpbZG4VBT

— Conservative Masshole (New Account) (@RealTimDeFelice) October 3, 2026

It's definitely suitable for framing. 

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