Wait, what?
Well, this is happening:
@redsteeze You probably already saw this, but Knoller announced this Friday. I love the name. https://t.co/fcGu5hqMEO
@verge— BT (@back_ttys) June 22, 2014
Citing severe losses of pollinators, Pres Obama calls for federal strategy to promote health of Honey Bees. Should create quite a buzz.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) June 20, 2014
Pres Obama establishing "Pollinator Health Task Force." To be co-chaired by the Ag Secy and EPA Admin.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) June 20, 2014
No, for reals. Iraq Schmiraq! Who will think of the bees? Who?
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/480607252479348737
https://twitter.com/TheRealBepo/status/480008572496248832
You really can’t. The Obama administration is absolutely beyond parody. That’s not funny, because it’s true.
@markknoller How about an Iran nuke task force? Iraq civil war task force?
— Laura Rosen Cohen (@LauraRosenCohen) June 20, 2014
No, no! Bees.
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/480608398128324608
@redsteeze @BarackObama pic.twitter.com/cGlyR4vmyy
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) June 22, 2014
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/480608095513481217
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/480609057653284866
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@redsteeze @vj44 A bee czar!
— Quarantined Kari (@Kari_in_804) June 22, 2014
@redsteeze @verge Resolving colony collapse disorder…has a Washingtonian ring. This might work.
— Age. (@a9e) June 22, 2014
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/480609528044453888
Poor bees …
@dcexaminer @HarrietBaldwin Since everything Obama says and does has the opposite effect, the honey bees are doomed.
— Bryan (@BDKoz) June 20, 2014
Godspeed, bees.
An exit name suggestion:
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/480608095513481217
Heh.
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